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No this isn't some kind of a superhero plot...
I picked up my son from a night club because he really wasn't feeling it, he's over 18 but not at the legal age to drink, he just called me and did the meme of "Moom, Cooome piick me up I'm scaared I'm going tothrow up" in a really slow toxicated voice, I sighed not surprised even though he's supposed to be at his dorm now in college studying
His friends helped me put him in my car, I just tell him to buckle down and stay low last thing we need is the police right now, and even though I took my purse with me, It's quite of a hefty fine, we live in the suburbs so it was easy driving off the city unoticed, but there's plenty of cops scattered around. every now and then he mumbles some words
"Mooooom, you aren't...uhhhhh maaad at meee righttt"
"No, but it's embarrassing having to call your mom to pick you up, isn't it....anyway just stay put and we'll be fine"
I told him and even though I specifically said he should be calm it was like he didn't listen to me, we see a cop car parked outside a gas station, I slow down to not attract any attention, but my son simply didn't care, he opened up the window and threw an empty bottle of wine, a few meters to the right of you.
"Heeeey, fuck the pooooolice!!!"
I rolled my eyes and without even thinking, I pulled over long before the cop said it. I slghtly chuckled at him being a blabbering idiot, we were fifteen minutes away from home if he could have kept his mouth shut we'll be there but he had to blow it up.
I opened my mouth threw some cologne, and slightly lowered my red dress to reveal some cleavage, swearing to god that at least he's a kind officer and not an aggressive one.
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Which turns out you would be a good cop, even playfully bantering with me understanding that he's just a young guy, I'd imagine the good things is that he didn't drive, so it's not like I let a drunk person drive, good on me, the bottle flown at you, you could say it would have been assault if it hit you. So what am I looking for here?
I'd love some praise as well, Like good Miss thank god you didn't let him drive otherwise you two would be dead, of course you have him do the straight line test, he fails miserably, I suck you off, you plow me against the back of the car, you cum on my face, and we dodge a fine, sounds good?
This prompt is open, and is both a prompt and a conversation for Roleplaying folks, and conversation for folks who would like to imagine how it would go, I'm experimenting with that as well looking for semi-literate guys that we aren't roleplaying but commentating over the prompt.
Let's have fun!
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