I'm a simple woman, a single mom who tried Tinder. I've got two rules. He has to be handsome and he has to have a sense of humor.....oh and not be a misogynist make it two and a half rules.

I've always listened to the Devil who said, You've GOT to try out Tinder think of all the one night stands you could have, the angel did say "You could always try to find a second lover and get over your EX" I didn't believe that anymore, I just wanted to invite a handsome man for lunch eat, and fuck me hard, pull my hair, ruin my makeup and cum on my face, then he can leave.

Sounds like you are a real slut then, the Devil said. No no, I'm not a slut I just love a rough pounding here and then to get over my ex.

The angel said "Yeah, I can tolerate a rough pounding but why not involve some affection and aftercare in the end, you know before he leaves you wouldn't want to invite a serial killer"

The angel WAS right the last thing I needed was me to be sore and the guy not even bothering to bring me a towel, she's right I have to find a charming guy who is rough and respectful, for example the thing that pisses me off is my EX so maybe I can find a recently divorced Dad who also HATES her ex and that's how we would bond for the night.

Or I could try mating with a woman, maybe we'll get over our EXes together while we are fingering and eating out eachother.

You should get to it then, Said the devil, oh and for the love of god filter out the dick pics.

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It's not based on a real story of course, for the first time ever I'm opening a prompt to fellow ladies as well. I also have an idea about a threeway, that is if I find an interesting lady and a well mannered guy!

I was thinking we would eat at my place, then I would take off my apron to expose my nude curvy body and say something to agitate you.

Also it serves as both a prompt and a conversation, if you'd only like to sext and peak my interest and not land in the same pile as my unread messages (702) then be my guest. Oh and my 702 requests are pretty bad but standard for men here so you know, show some effort and send me your hypothetical tinder profile and a fun fact about the planet.