You had to laugh when you found them. Knowing I'd fallen for some scam just to have a bigger dick. Where the hell did I even get this stuff? What do we have here, anyway? Some powder that you probably mix into a drink, a few bottles of vitamins, what looks like a massage oil clearly labeled "PE Oil". And what's this? A penis pump? Wait, two penis pumps? Why would he have two...

You carefully put everything back were you found it. Occupying your mind with plans of how to tease me about what you found. But in the back of your mind you can't help but wonder... why two pumps? Why would he have a smaller on tucked away like it hasn't been used in a while? Unless... no... everyone knows that shit doesn't work... but you couldn't help but wonder...

Instead of bringing it up the next time you see me, you just start paying attention more. You keep telling yourself it couldn't be... they couldn't possibly actually work... but your curiosity got the better of you, and for months you keep this secret to yourself. Slowly getting more and more obsessed with finding out if it was really working...

You kept checking, and sure enough, I was going through all the supplements regularly. Restocking when any given supplement got low. New bottles replacing the old ones, but one thing was always on top. The bigger penis pump. That is until recently... if you weren't obsessively curious before, you absolutely were now. Now that there was a new, even larger pump on top with the previous one stashed away with the first.

It couldn't be possible... everyone knows that shit is a scam, but why else would he be buying bigger pumps? He's got to be imagining it. Convincing himself he needs a bigger pump to stroke his own ego. It can't be possible, right?

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Hey there dirty redditors!

So if it wasn't obvious, my character has figured out the cheat code. Somehow I've landed on the one combination of products and techniques that actually do what every guy has been looking for. With enough time and dedication, I've been able to actually make my cock grow.

But who are you? What's our relationship? Where does your interest in what I'm doing stem from? Morbid curiosity? Or are you a bit of a size queen?

Let's figure some details out and have some fun!