Think about it, you are an outlet and your job is to test asses of any kind, fat, phat, jiggly, rounded, skinny. You might just have the best job in the world, everyone would love to review asses like it's an art form of it's own.

However you aren't alone there are countless of outlets getting a piece of my MILFy jiggly butt, I'm known to have the greatest modern ass of our times, an onlyfans mom who claims to have the greatest pair of cheeks known to man, she claimed that they were sculpured by god himself.

A Score aggregator website was launched, It's kind of like Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic but for sex work called FuckMeCritic. FuckMeCritic works by combining all of the outlet's reviews on a model, It was introduced because many OF models were boastful over their bodies.

At least now you know if a model is telling the truth because it would have the stamp of approval, there was an open leaderboard with all the models. I applied under the ass category and claimed to have the greatest ass to ever walk this earth, jiggly, bouncy, plumpy and all around thick.

Everyone was anxious to see the results it's like waiting for reviews about a certain anticipated game or a movie, The embargo ended on 31 of August and the reviews are in.

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Here are some examples of great reviews.

Thick, Juicy, Bold, and amusing. Miss Elise's ass is not shy for greatness it has everything you'll ever need, It's probably the best ass I've ever laid my hands upon. - 10/10

I'm so proud as a critic that every now and then a peach like that graces our eyes, I was sweating bullets near the end but that's because of the amount of pressure I was applying, I couldn't stop. Seriously I love this ass. - 5/5

It is a massive ass no doubt, it should be a contender for the best ass of the year however it just...misses greatness 9/10

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Here are some examples of average and bad reviews.

Maybe her ass was a victim of her own hype, I did enjoy thrusting but I couldn't get past those celluites and wrinkles, while it does look realistic and it's probably an ass you'd expect from a mom it's not flawless by any means. 7/10

While it is an ass worth to remember, It's not something I'd ever want to go back and explore again, it was tedious and it took some time to get used to. 6/10

Smaller dicks beware, this ass is not made for you, you won't ever get passed her cheeks, please avoid if possible - 3/10

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Haha, Basically you are an outlet that reviewed my ass and you are writing a verdict, please be as much as creative as you can, I really love reading critiques like this. I'd appreciate good and mediocre reviews in that way I can aggregate all your reviews out of 100.

Everyone is waiting for your review, put on your thinking hat and come out with your verdict, it has to be [text] and [score out of 10 or 5 whatever your measurement is]

This ISN'T an inviation for you to actually rate my ass, this is a fun conversation rather than a RP prompt about critiquing art.

Live Review count: 90 (changes overtime depending on your reviews)

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