Haha, this might hit close to some people.....Hear me out. Think of the most anticipated video game that is about to come out right now, some would say Baldur's Gate 3 and you are not wrong for that answer. I was thinking however a game coming from a certain well known studio named Bethesda Softworks, the game is called Starfield.

You are a decent honorable man, with a decent honorable job a beautiful wife and two kids, life however can be hectic since you are quite busy with your own job and your wife is also busy since she got a promotion. We obviously still love eachother but part of us wishes we had more time to ourselves.

The big day has come, the game is finally out. You've had your whole weekend planned out for this, you didn't see any trailers or gameplay you just skimmed out the subreddit and twitter to see people already booting it up on their consoles, you've bought a massive 75 inch OLED television just for this game, you haven't been excited about a game in ages, what helped the fact is that you had a deserving day off tomorrow, that pretty much meant you'd have all the time to stay up all night tonight.

You knew that you'd have some alone time because your wife wasn't going to bother you, she pulled off the "I have a headache" card. And that's completely fine you still love her even though she tried to sabotage your plans for tomorrow, you sat cool calm and collected in front of the TV, you kissed your wife goodnight and you are ready to play, 6 years of anticipation.

You tapped your fingers and saw the download bar going 95%....96%....97%.. The glowing LED lights behind the large TV helped to make an atmosphere on the living room.

You were ready, drinks on your side and food. The game reached 100% and you pressed the green "Play" button, the menu flashed and you are about to hit "New Game"

Suddenly, you hear high heels and you thought wait this isn't coming from the Menu, your wife completely bare naked comes in front of the TV, bends over to "clean" the table in front of you but that was just her succesfull attempt of teasing you.

Your wife who all this time played the "I have a headache" card is now about to delay you another 20 minutes of playing your game. The absolute gall of this woman.

"Are you fucking kidding me, now...now you want sex?"

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I had a great time writing this out, because this is completely something I'd do while our kids would be sleeping to my husband. I'd love for you to start out by saying something frustruating even a "Fuck you" for teasing you this hard haha or a catchprahse like. "Really? Now?" Turns out your wife can still initiate sex in the best possible ways.

I'd then like for you to cut back to a few minutes earlier when we'd be brushing our teeth and talking about wife and hubby things, only for me to tell you that I have a headache and you thought, okay then I'm going to have all the time to myself. Love you

I'm saying I want a hubby and wife conversation, because I definitely don't want a horny dude coming from behind and groping my ass, you know someone who has never had sex before. I want a witty guy to completely earn this tease.