It's certainly the most overused word. It's so dumb too whoever thought of that?

"It's not what it looks like"

Yeah I'm totally not sucking your husband off, his pants are down on his ankles and he's groaning his heart out, we just happened to do yoga and we bumped into eachother and he just took off his pants. But it was totally accidental he would never do it on purposes, wanting to fuck my juicy bubble butt that just doesn't sound like him.

But, in rare instances I will admit that the word can be technically right....technically being the key word.

thud thud mppfpfpfphhhh!

While you were about to unload your precious load in a mating press position, screwing your friend's wife, he barges in, you think oh I'm fucked. I've been in this timeloop hundreds of times, everytime this happens there's a band performing their last emotional song right before you are about to fall down from my window being chased by my husband.

"Dude what are you doing here, Are you trying to pump a baby in her or what?"

"It's NOT what it looks like, if I wanted to pump a baby in her as you say she wouldn't have to be on birth control pills, but she is"

I can barely hold my chuckle in, as I can't believe the massive balls for you to say that, you've stopped thrusting but the way we breathe together exhausted looks like a thrust in itself, however something strange is happening, the loop doesn't end.....he doesn't chase you or anything you just stay there inside me.

You were technically correct!

Don't be afraid to be creative or sound completely absurd, Oh and what are other instances you can be TECHINCALLY correct.

I also love cliches like Porn plots where I'm obviously sucking the man while my husband is too busy watching sports or debates, him hiding under the sofa and me sucking it from behind but ohhh no it's not like he would peak around and see us

(Best answers earn you a....peperoni pizza)

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Update: Someone messaged me, I never lied this much before or gaslit everyone but I love this.

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Haha

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