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I'm the host of a Pro Sex-Work Feminist podcast, Ocassionally we also like to talk about horror movies slasher type. I've got wonderful heavy tits and a running mouth viewers mind me quick witted and funny even though sometimes I'm too preachy about stuff that makes me passionate...
I've also got an eye for big dicks, as much as any woman, since our podcast is labeled NSFW we talk about sexual stuff and our experiences with men and women.
There was this viral video of you going on reddit, It's a short video of a guy standing out in the nature with his thick dick swinging it up and down left and right at rapid pace which made a lot of eyebrows raised and a couple of married women coming by your DM's.
There was a second video of your dick flopping back on your chest cracking an egg in two, the full force of your meat demolishing the egg which also made witty women comment on the post. "This isn't fair, why am I not an egg"
You must love all the attention, it brings a tear on your eye a man like you must have his ego skyrocketed. Your videos were brought to our attention. And we had you on the studio. I had all the praise for your videos, and I had a segway just talking about it.
I want to bring your attention to this video I found, Basically there's this guy on reddit who went viral in a NSFW subreddit nonetheless, Making his dick swing like a helicopter. and I personally watched it a few times. Maybe more, and I genuially love it. He's just standing there swinging his dick, it looks like he's hiking? Like he could have been on mountain everest and his dick would swing like that.....It's beautiful oh, I just love how thick it is, It's perfectly shaved as well, I can't see a patch of pubic hair. I love how thick it is. you can hear the THUD THUD sound because of how heavy it is. I really love how flexible it is, if you notice most dicks just have one curvature when they are getting hard, but his it is just soft, I feel like you can bend it. His legs are also shaved which is a nice touch, he's so smooth.
Oh it's a baddie for sure. My co-host says then adds How would you rate it? Out of 10 or 5.
I mean...probably a 4.5/5.
What drew away the 0.5 points.
Can you imagine if he's not up to date about current issues, even worse a conservative.
I don't think he is, he seems witty and open to himself, have you seen any conservative who is witty and honest?
Self-awareness is hot, I wish I could have him on the studio and let him do that on this table. I'd probably wrap my lips around that. One time thing though, just fuck me rub that flexible dick all over my face, blow a load and let me go back to my loved one's and watch a slasher movie.
God yes, can you imagine him being a horror character who chases you, Like here's Johnny.
Immidiately shoves his dick on your mouth. GLUCK.
Suck my dick or die.
We both laugh as we roll an adbreak, later on we'd eventually talk about the trailer for the new Saw movie however I was too focused on sending you a DM about a potential invitation to our new episode.
Greetings. I'm Amanda host of a Sex Friendly Feminist podcast with a slight dose of slasher movies. We saw your viral video on our Podcast and we'd love to invite you on our new episode. We can talk about payment details later. Here's a link to our show.
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Wit and Sex are two of my favorite things. No need for kinks and character descriptions. I love rough sex and witty talk.
Maybe you are a progressive fellow, maybe a conservative and we debate about issues, not long before I gluck gluck all over that dick? Still would prefer a progressive.
Oh and if you also have a big dick, consider this as a praise. If you don't it's perfectly okay I don't descriminate. That said I saw some dudes sending their dick pics and I have to say this is a place for roleplaying even if your dick belongs on bigdickproblems subreddit, I do not wish to see it, I would still give you a guack on the story as a character.
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