In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have told that genie what exactly I thought about her riddles, should have definitely used more polite forms of address, and should have avoided certain offensive gestures altogether. But hindsight is something only time-travelling archmages have in abundance, whereas I am but a lowly (mis)adventurer who was understandably pissed about the whole riddle game thing. You'd think when you had just navigated a trap-ridden dungeon, stabbed a dozen of monsters, and sneaked past a murderous three-headed Fell Guard, you could be spared an additional mental workout. Fat chance. The end result? No treasure, no satisfaction, and a stupid (as well as frankly embarrassing) curse to boot.

You see, that mischievous bitch of a genie decided that since I was in such a hurry to finish the dungeon, I should experience what it's like to truly be in a hurry to finish. And so she conjured a curse that produces neverending amounts of pearl-white semen in my balls and makes my cock all too eager to eject it. Multiple times a day. Even when it's obviously not the right time to whip out your swollen genitals and rub one out for much-needed relief (the priestess I was consulting about the nature of my curse got traumatised, not to mention totally drenched. That makes it the fourth deity from whose temples I'm officially banned).

It's obvious that I can't just wank my way across the realm, hoping for the curse to randomly break, but seeking a cure in these perilous lands when an urge to masturbate can overcome me at any given moment isn't something I want to undertake on my lonesome. And so I left a note on the tavern's noticeboard, promising (a fairly symbolic) reward to any fellow adventurer who'd like to accompany me on my journey to salvation from magically-induced hyperspermia.

And now I'm sullenly sitting at this damned table in the corner and waiting for someone desperate enough to respond.

Seeking an intrepid adventuress to play out this light-hearted smut-ridden adventure! We can brainstorm the general direction of the plot and the character dynamics, but my only real preference is that your character be actually into it: right away or a bit later, eagerly or reluctantly. A dubcon prompt this is not.

My kinks are: vigorous rough sex, dirty talk, sexy banter, choking, spanking, slapping, hair pulling, biting, spit & cum play, tomboys, switches, non-penetrative femdom, breeding, big cock worship, extraordinary amounts of cum, exhibitionism, thirsty holes capable of keeping up with a cursed dick, maybe group sex? The Limits are: underage, toilet, vomit, animals, gore, furries, futas, celebs.

Please use Reddit PMs as I may not receive the chat notification. I'm in BST, and I'm fine with either 1st or 3rd person narration. Ideally seeking an advanced literate switchy partner with quality prose, spelling, and imagination!