It's so cool and rare to find a friend who really, truly gets you, and we've definitely been such friends to each other ever since we bonded over that video game with swords and dragons. Finishing each other's jokes, exchanging derpy memes that only the two of us found funny, hanging out at each other's houses, watching football together with a few cans of beer and some crisps, and pulling all-nighters with classic B-movies until our bellies hurt from all the cringe. Sounds like a perfect friendship, doesn't it? So why must a bloke and a lass always ruin the good thing by having feelings for each other?

Well, we actually didn't. Let's be real: you're a bit of a scruffy tomboy with your bratty attitude, messy short hair, potty mouth full of inventive swearing, and piercings all over the place. You're hardly what blokes like me think about when they imagine a girlfriend or wife: she should be someone more stereotypically feminine, less abrasive, less... lesbiany-looking. Yes, I did call you "lesbiany-looking" once — and got punched in the stomach. Q.E.D.

Doesn't mean we don't fuck anyway from time to time, of course. We've discovered a while ago that we both like our sex rough, violent and aggressive, so why let the good kink chemistry go to waste? Why shouldn't I choke you to another orgasm or slap your pierced tits while you ride me like a feral vixen? Why shouldn't I spank you silly while calling you a worthless slut? Why shouldn't I give you some nice hard cock and a generous dose of baby batter you're probably struggling to get otherwise? My actual girlfriend, the one I come home to and think about starting a family with, doesn't really need to know about what we get up to when the horny mood comes calling. Besides, she thinks you're a lesbian too (her words, not mine). Look, this is just what friends do. You're my best friend tomboy side slut, and I'm sure both of us are perfectly fine with this nice little arrangement.

Hey there! Today I'd like to RP a short steamy scene with this unusual dynamic. Or maybe a long steamy scene! Depends on how well we get along.

Kinks: aggressive rough sex, dirty talk, sexy banter, mutual insults/degradation, choking, spanking, slapping, hair pulling, biting, spit & cum play, scratching, breeding, facefucking, cock worship — but first of all, good grammar and imagination. Limits are the usual: toilet, zoo, underage, bimbo stuff.

DM me for further discussion or come start the RP! I'm in BST, and I'm fine with either 1st or 3rd person narration.