It's amazing that there seems to be a subreddit for just about every topic imaginable - no matter how insignificant or peculiar. There is a subreddit that is exclusively about pictures of unstirred paint. With a whopping 113,000 subscribers, it might come as a surprise to you how many people enjoy seeing pictures of pieces of bread stacked to trees - but they do. There's even a subreddit dedicated just to weird subreddits. And although I knew all this, I was surprised when you told me about the subreddit "cospenis". Basically, there you can find pictures of guys dressing up their besties like Superman - including makeup and a little cape! Or they pose with a white painted penis in front of a model ship and title the photo "Moby Dick".

I must say that I laughed heartily. We've been good friends for a long time and I think it's nice that we can laugh at the silliest things - just like this.

That's probably why I thought it was a joke when you suggested we take a photo like this together, too. However, since you are missing an essential body part to appear in the photo, you suggested that you'd just take the picture and help me with the dressing up and makeup.

Yep, this had to be a Joke. But apparently you were really serious and eventually you managed to persuade me. A little hesitantly I agreed. Although it would certainly be kind of embarrassing, it would certainly be really funny. At that point, I didn't have the slightest idea how embarrassing it would really be....

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Hey, thanks for reading. Yeah, the idea is pretty... silly. But that's the kind of thing I'm into. Maybe you've wanted more than just a friendship for a while and you think it's a good plan to make the first move in a humorous way? Maybe you have a secret cumkink and that's your way of getting what you need without having to tell me?

It is important to me that there is a relaxed atmosphere between us. It is equally important to me that it becomes something very embarrassing for me: When dressing up and putting on makeup, I get hard and accidentally ruin your work, because I constantly leak precum. Also I accidentally cum a few times, which makes me very uncomfortable. Do you react in a relaxed and understanding way? Or maybe you are a little annoyed? Maybe you even make fun of it?

You can reach me via chat or DM :)If you're looking for other silly pornlogic prompts, check out my profile.

Kinks: teasing, casual, cumplay, outercourse, oral, lingerie, clothed sex, clothed female naked male Limits: animals, underage, violence, blood, dark stuff, noncon, bathroom