As popular as blowjobs and various dick-sucking activities are, I feel like pussy eating is fairly underrepresented. Not only does a well-cared-for pussy taste delicious, but the female orgasm (and the buildup thereto) is terrific in itself. If you fancy being on the receiving end of a terrific tongue, and a pair each of lips and hands, keep reading.

An important part of any oral session, more than the oral itself, is the buildup beforehand. My preferred method? Body worship. Let me give you a bath, wash away all of the stress the day may have caused you. Let me shave your legs smooth (as they'll ideally be squeezing my head later), and ideally, your pubic hair as well - I prefer complete baldness down there, but will welcome partners who want to keep a little, it's not a dealbreaker. Once you're in your fluffy robe, let me help you relax further: by brushing your hair, rubbing your feet, painting your nails, whatever you need. Complete relaxation is the key to sensational oral.

Next, we need a position. Will you lie on your back, missionary style, holding your knees up to your chest? Or maybe you'll sit down somewhere, spreading your legs wide. I will love you if you sit on my face and grind against it, though I doubt I'd be able to make you cum like that, unless we add...

Toys! Do you bring a vibrator to get yourself off with while you ride my face? Maybe you need your hands tied above your head to the headboard after I lay you down. Maybe you want my hands tied behind my back so you have more control (I'm a big switch, in case you can't tell). Maybe I finally convince you to wear a butt plug. Toys are bloody fantastic, so I hope we can find ways to include them.

I'm also down for more impromptu scenarios. Picture: us making out, when I pick you up and sit you on the counter, pulling down your pants. Or you come out in a cute skirt, pushing my head down until I'm eye-level with it, and tossing a leg over my shoulder. If it involves my tongue on your pussy, I'm in.

We can chat or RP, so long as you're open to being pleasured. Tell me what colour your nails are, and/or what colour(s) you'd like me to paint them.

Thanks for reading, now go wash your hands.