Spoiler: Yes, we are.

And by 'we', we mean ourselves. Kira and Kora Kekkonen. Or maybe you just know our social media handles 'KKira', 'KKora' and 'KKekkonen'. While the double K was initially because the account names were already taken, we kept them because our followers started to call themselves the 'KKrew'. Thank the lord that they never came up with a third K or otherwise... let's just be thankful.

Surely we don't need to introduce ourselves to you. You look like someone who knows exactly who we are and may or may not be a little bit obsessed. After all, you've been starting at us since we arrived at this resort in the mountains. We can just be glad that it prides itself with privacy and devices like phones, tablets and laptops can only be used in a designated area and after receiving your device from safes that are placed there. You would've snapped multiple photos already, otherwise.

Now back to us. We've been in the influencer business since the earlier days. We started with makeup tutorials that kind of blew up over some weeks. Thanks to our parents, who work at a major makeup brand in Finland, we often got to try out new products and not be restricted by a budget. The success came faster than we knew how to handle it and we were glad that our parents helped us. By the end we had contracts with the company and earned more money per month than our parents did in a year. Quickly we learned that the target demographic, or rather their parents, are kind of a big deal when it comes to advertisement. Also it prevented us from having to make deals with some shady companies that wanted to sell bad quality products using influencers.

We also have to thank our parents for being pretty and smart. Especially the pretty part helped. Their genes carried us through the entire journey and still help us. We got the amazing blonde hair, blue eyes and cute nose from our mom. The strong jaw, height and overall built from our dad. You might ask: why would you want the later as a woman? And there is a simple answer to it. Have you ever heard of shield maidens? Even though we're Finnish it stills works. Just imagine two 190cm (6'3") blonde woman with blonde hair down to their butt cheeks who have spent the last years eating well and working out. But not in a way that we wanted to bulk up and look like a bodybuilder but rather build up lean muscle all over with the hint of a six pack and asses that could crack coconuts.

The next logical step after our start as in the makeup industry? Correct. We invested in creating a gym franchise. Obviously, we had not the know-how to be trainers ourselves. Which is a good thing since we didn't try to sell shitty workouts programs from people who only know makeup. After that we evaluated what we wanted. Turns out it was a long repressed feeling. We wanted ourselves. After which we evaluated again because we wanted to create our own brands and had to figure out a way to not spill the beans with our 'twincest' situation. Naturally, we decided to create a lingerie brand and then it expanded to sex toys for women. Spilling the beans became harder and harder but we actually love all of the process of creating not only content but products for our brands. And testing them. Especially the testing. Like on each other. Because you ask: yes, there were a few close calls but since we always branded ourselves as twins who live the 'twin lifestyle', i.e. wearing the same clothes and sleeping in the same bedroom, we covered most of the bases. We just had to keep telling everyone we are single.

Now we find ourselves in a private resort with what we can only describe as a perverted but quite cute stalker. Would be have been this careless if you weren't so cute? No, definitely not. But for some reason we couldn't keep our eyes off of you as well. That's why we made it so obvious that we would go into the sauna after spending time in the hot springs and getting massages. We knew you couldn't stay away. What we couldn't possibly have guessed it that you stumble into the sauna and landing face first between us when we were having a lovely kiss. Next time we would appreciate an invitation to dinner first before you squeeze our fake boobs. Oh yes, while we did stay natural for everything else we really couldn't stay away from these.

More importantly though: who the fuck are you?

Hello potential penpal,

first of all: thank you for reading thus far!

I hope you got a good overview of who my two characters are and where I want to start the adventure with the three of us. What is not set in stone is the question at the end: who the fuck are you? And any further steps from here. Exposing the twins is impossible without video evidence but they did think your character is cute. Maybe they could need an assistant? Maybe they need a maid for their house? Maybe you have another idea? I'm very open to suggestions!

The twins are influencers with millions of followers, their own brands and have been smart enough to use their money wisely. Their favourite hobbies are enjoying the prototypes of their lingerie and toy brand, cooking, going to the gym and enjoying lovely hotel resorts in the mountains with little to no service. Their type of content switched from quantity to quality a long time ago and more often than not they will take a week or two of vacation just to return to more followers and higher sales.

What I would love from you is the answer to the question but not in character but as a discussion between us as the role-players. I like to set boundaries for us. For example, prefer longer messages and will respond three to four times a week. The length depends on the scenes. Sometimes there is a bit more of a back and forth. I like to lure you into the world of the twins and be part of it and shape it together.

As far as kinks and limits go. I would love this to be a sapphic love story with a number of sexy scenes. However, the love is important. I would lean more onto the vanilla side with this. Love, lingerie and lesbians.

I'd like for us to discuss everything via Reddit messages. No chat please.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Love,

Scarlet