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F4F If You Want Something Done Right, Do Me Yourself
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EmmaGotStoned is a female looking for a female
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I know what I promised. And the logical part of my brain knew that it was a good idea. The more I thought about my dry spell, the harder it would be to break it. I just needed to relax and let things happen. Unfortunately, the logical part of your brain gets a bit quiet when alcohol is involved.

I throw back what I think is the third shot if the night, shivering as the liquor burns down my throat, sliding the glass to the middle of the table. "To another night not getting laid right?" I could tell that you were getting frustrated by my complaining, but hey, I was frustrated too. I haven't had anything that wasn't run on batteries between my legs in almost three weeks now.

"I just can't find that... Spark y'know? Like there's no chemistry with any of these girls." I take a drink of my beer, resting my elbow on the table, looking across at you. "Do you think I'm being too picky?" My lips pout as I look to you for some solution to my sexual woes.

At this point, you'd had it. You realized that the only way to get me to shut up about not getting laid, was to get me laid. And, as they say, if you want something done right, do it yourself.


Sometimes, sex can be like cats.

Hear me out.

You ever meet a cat that you want to like you, but the nicer you are, the meaner the cat is? Sometimes the more we want something, the harder it is to get it. This is where we find my character. It's been a bit of a dry spell and now she's a bit... desperate.

Your character is a bit fed up hearing about it and decides that if I could just get laid once, it would ease some of the pressure, making it a little less of a big deal to have sex. And the only way (other than hiring a pro, but that's another prompt) to make sure it gets done right is to fuck me yourself.

My character is Emma, early-mid 20s, pretty femme, but a little bit of edge, pierced nipples and a fox tattoo on her hip. Red hair and green eyes. Slim and without much curve, and a round little bottom, just enough to fill out a pair of jeans.

I'm pretty flexible on kinks and direction for this scene, so send me some ideas, or feel free to dive in. Either way I hope we can connect and have some fun.

<3 Emma

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