Surely you've heard of it before, the mythical self-lubricating, perhaps even reproductively viable boy-pussy! A tight little pucker like no other.

Today I have a few scenarios entertaining such a concept for those who'd like to play alongside a character that possesses one of these holy grails of anal pleasure. If that's your thing, read on! While I expect this to generally be more popular with men, ladies are very much encouraged to reply!

The Elves of Alathair

I am one such elf, sent out on pilgrimage to practice my magicks and learn about the wider world. My stature rises to just five feet tall, skin white as porcelain and hair like charcoal, eyes a curious, almost unnatural alabaster. Such are the appearance of much of my people.

Yet we are unlike elves in some regards. The women and men alike might bear children, the strength of the womb such to lay with any and conceive a new child of Alathair. But most don't know of us, thinking me merely an oddly colored elf, shorter than his brother.

Mayhaps you'll be the one to notice?

(Kinks: dub-con, public play, size difference, impregnation, light BDSM, creampies, interracial/interspecies)

To Pass The Time

"Fuckin' hell, you actually did it." Time on a smuggling vessel is usually dull. Occasionally explosive, exciting, and death defying, but hyperspace is nothing but dull. You and I have taken to playing cards and other games, gambling our earnings sometimes or for a higher cut of the current job-- as one of your hired help I'm always excited to win a bigger piece of the pie from the captain of the vessel.

My usual bet? If you win I'll let you fuck me, finally A 5'5", lithe, sultry-smiled Puazi, perhaps the most desirable race in the known galaxy and not just because our libido's are off the charts. Problem is, much as you'd like to, you've never won. Not until today.

You suspect I let you win but are you really going to look this gift in the mouth?

(Kinks: squeezing & groping, lots of cum, spanking, interracial/interspecies, breeding talk/breeding, exhibitionism/voyeurism, sloppy blowjobs)

Trans Men Are Men

You were a breath of fresh air, blinking at me incredulously when I gave that inevitable 'talk' before anyone sees me naked. 'So?' You had said. A sigh of relief, a laugh of disbelief, a few tears. To reveal this truth to you and have it change... nothing is what I had dreamed of.

And so I went through the following day excitedly, a long post-work session of grooming and self-care, molding myself into the most perfect dreamy twink I could be, before driving to your house. To my surprise the nerves were mild, confident as I was in your understanding, eager as I was to be embraced by you in all forms.

"Ryan!" You spoke my name and my heart melted.

(Kinks: gender affirmation, 'good boy,' cunnilingus, rimming, long blowjobs, crude gags, creampies, play, age gaps, spanking, praise. Limits: Misgendering, 'real man' talk, etc.)

Don't Cum Inside

Thanks to improvements in available treatments I can look forward to having my own children some day after transitioning, a fertile womb awaiting the right man.

Emi, 23, blonde-haired, 5'7", with bright blue eyes and thin frame, and you, my reliable fuck-buddy, an old friend of my Father's. I know this isn't likely to last forever, but the sex is far too good to give it up now. Worth the risk, even...

(Kinks: dub-con, condom removal/running out of condoms, age gaps, blowjobs, rimming, chastity, creampies, foot play, outfit control, stockings, bondage, sweat, breeding, spanking, frotting)

Trying For a Baby

When the treatment came out we were both ecstatic, an answer to our prayers and how we might avoid a surrogate or other less-than-ideal solution. We were eager to get to work.

At 27 I feel comfortable enough with the prospects of having a child and I know you, my fiance, are the right man. With our wedding only a few weeks away we may as well get started.

(Kinks: breeding, pregnancy, snowballing, multiple rounds, praise, aftercare, pillow talk, body worship, foot play, musk, sweat.)

Hopefully one of these caught your eye!

Now for my general preferences, I prefer to write in first-person present-tense for my roleplays and ideally you will as well. These are, generally, very underdeveloped by my standards and we'll need to flesh them out together. That means developing each of our characters, ensuring they'll have the chemistry we're looking for, and so on. This is not a quick, one-and-done sort of RP so expect to write at length and for this to carry on long-term. If you can't do so, I'm sorry, but this isn't the post for you.

While each prompt has its own kinks, feel free to consult my DPP Profile for more about me and my preferences, though be warned it's a little out of date regarding kinks and keep in mind not every prompt is a fit for every kink. Limits, however, are accurate and to be abided.

My biggest ask is for you to come with your own ideas and interesting characters and have an attention to detail.

Hope to hear from you! Your boy-pussy awaits.