You’re not the most attractive girl in the world. Though you’re certainly not bad looking either.

You don’t have the most intriguing personality, but you don’t bore me to death either.

You are a possessor of the greatest assets known to man, but they are ample enough to enjoy.

You’re really quite plain, nearly forgettable really. Just lost in the ocean of available pussy. But you do have one redeeming quality, one thing that keeps you in the back of my mind. You’re reliable.

Be it when I’m single and just not feeling up to putting in much effort to getting laid. Or if I have struck out all night at the local bars and clubs. Or even if I’m in a relationship, with a girlfriend who won’t put out or is actively mad at me. I can always turn to you can’t I? A text, a knock on your door, it doesn’t matter. You’re always available and so is your body.

It’s not the best sex, but it’s good enough and it’s easy, just like you.

I don’t know why you do this. And I rather don’t care. All that really matters is that you do.

(Howdy all!

I think the general idea is fairly clear with this one. But if it isn’t, feel free to ask questions or even suggest some changes.

What isn’t abundantly clear however, is just who you are? A friend? A neighbor? A co-worker? The options are limitless and can even get more depraved than the simple ones listed above. Just ask!

Tell me who you might want to play with your kinks and limits in the first message and let’s see what we can get up to!

Kinks: (Not all are required of course! Let me know if anything is an absolute no for you.)

Cumplay, creampies, lots of cum, neediness, desperation, sex-a-thons, roughness, spanking, hair pulling, dirty talk, clothed sex, public/risky sex, incest, breeding, anal and plenty more.

Limits:

Gore, feet, toilet play, animals, non con)