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“Great, now the garbage disposal is broken too.” You said in a raised voice, loud enough for your husband to hear as he finished his breakfast.

“Ugh, again? Last week the pool filter clogged up, and the dryer was on the fritz. This place is falling apart!” Your husband groaned as he folded up the morning paper and prepared to head off for work.

“Don’t worry sweetie, that handyman service we called had everything done the same day. I’ll give them a call again.” You replied innocently while kissing your husband goodbye.

“Make sure you get a receipt, and don’t tip him so much money this time.” He says as he turns to leave.

“Leave it all to me babe, don’t you worry about a thing…” your lips curled into a smile as you dialed the number for Hollywood Handyman Service.

HHS is a newer company in the area, but they’ve quickly built up quite a reputation among their loyal, returning customers. Hollywood Handyman Service prides itself on fast, quality work at affordable prices. The fact that they only staff the most handsome, rugged, and muscular men in California, or the fact that their client base is made up of 98% lonely housewives and single cougars is, of course, merely a happy coincidence.

As you listed out the issues that needed fixing to the receptionist, she responded with those magic words: “And will you be ordering our deluxe care package this afternoon?”

“Yes, of course! There’s a lot of work to be done around here.” You replied excitedly.

“Excellent. And remind me what size of pipe needed attention today?” She said, her voice turning slightly sensual.

“Surprise me.” You grinned as you hung up the phone and waited for the knock on the door.

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