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Alla an Vanda
Those are the three words carved into the great stone cliffs as you enter Pikesmund. Itās the first thing many adventurers see when they come to this new land, and it usually brings up a lot of questions.Who carved these words? What do they mean? How old are they?
Personally, I was curious if they practiced at all before carving five meter high lettering into a sheer cliff face but Iām an outlier. But Iām getting a bit ahead of myself.
Roughly ten years ago an island, uncreatively christened Vanda after the words scrawled on its cliff face, appeared off the eastern coast of our continent. If this wasnāt enough to spark peopleās interest, the island doesnāt seem to obey any of the natural laws weāve come to expect if not rely on. Namely, regardless of how deep you march inland, you never reach the other end, biomes, triomes, and whatever the hell four-omes is exist side by side with zero regard for reason, and ancient civilizations seem to get discovered every fortnight or so with some regularity.This certainly appeals to the scientifically minded, but for me there are two words that got me and a literal boatload of other folks onto this god forsaken island.
A Wish.
Rumor has it at the center of this Godforsaken place is a tower with an artifact that can grant anyone their heartās true desire. Thatās why Iām here, working as a Mercenary for the lovely Lily and Viper Guild trying to make enough coin to make it all the way to the center of this place. But enough about me, I want to talk about this morning. In walks a representative of a Venture Company with enough gold in their bank to make a separate, smaller bank made of diamonds. This isn't completely out of the ordinary, but there were two things that were.
For one, this company? We know nothing about them. Two? The Guild Matron actually thinks they can pull it off.
And Three? Wait, shit. Did I say there was three things? Doesn't matter. The third thing their emissary is hot.
Now I happen to love most races (literally even, if I get the chance.) Something about this one is setting off sparks for me. I don't know if it's the soft skin, the delicate features, or the absolutely dynamite ass. But I can't shake the feeling there is something else. When I volunteered to escort them to the first outpost, the Guild Matron gave me that smile she makes when she calls in everyone's tab at the tavern. Well no matter.
So now the plan is simple.Set out. Kill some baddies. Get the wish. Maybe fuck each otherās brains out.
Whatās the worst that can happen?
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Hi! I go by Nick and I gosh darn it I love fantasy. So the plot is simple with a lot of room to grow. Our characters team up and make their way into the island to get a wish.
Your Character: God damn I love me a cute little Femboy with an ass that won't quit. If you are at all familiar with an online Artist Sabu, then you will know the type I am thinking of. I left a lot of elements vague so feel free to be whatever you want! I lean towards elves, but whatever you want to be we can work with. If you character has the booty and is slender enough to be confused for a girl.
My Character: Jackel āJackā Flynt, 38 years old, 6'4" and built wide like a lumberjack (Little bit of weight, but enough muscle underneath to not be considered fat). Not entirely human, though itās not a subject he brings up at dinner parties. Like all men who grew up very tall very fast, he wouldnāt hurt a fly*. Dark brown hair with a trimmed beard to match and a series of scars from a lifetime of adventuring. Tattooed to all hell, and trying to quit smoking. Today he is wearing a standard mostly clean undershirt, leather armor, light fur cloak, and leather boots.
*Flies are innocent, mindless creatures who have never wronged him. Those that do wrong him he would crush like an overripe cantaloupe.
Post Length: At least a few (2-3) paragraphs. My posts can go from 500 to 1000 words at least unless it's something super basic. If you go over that, great! If your responses are less than a paragraph? I don't think this will work. If this sounds good to you, send me a message and we can talk about it! If this doesnāt sound like your jam but you like my style, take a look at my DPP profile. I pride myself on trying to combine humor and eroticism like a sexy Terry Pratchett, so... just Terry Pratchett. I have a more detailed list of Kinks and Limits on my profile, so if there is something we both enjoy, bring it up and we can work something out.
I look forward to hearing from you. Good luck out there adventurer!
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