Life could be cruel as a celebrity. Sure, it sounded like a crazy statement. But in a sense, it was true. You had fame. Money. Power. You could lift your finger and be granted things others wouldn't be able to achieve in a lifetime of hard work. Perks and privileges that people could only dream off. But some things were...trickier.

Dating, for example.

After all, everyone you'd meet, everyone you'd strike a conversation with, they'd know. They'd know who you were. Everyone knows who you are! To find something authentic, something real, to find a connection, that was...it was downright impossible. Until it clicked. Your idea. Your Eureka moment. Why not reverse catfish someone?

Why not make a dating profile of someone that isn't you? Better yet, someone less attractive than you are? If people would like you, it'd mean they'd really like you! Your personality! Your being! Your True Self!

Of course, the added realization you were some hot celebrity, followed by the mind-bending, drool-worthy, cross-eyed fucking of a lifetime would simply be a bonus.

Hello there!

So I know this idea is both simple yet odd. But I think it has a ton of potential! I'm looking for someone to take on the role of a celebrity who entered the pool of online dating under the guise of someone significantly less attractive than they are. In doing so, they'd meet their perfect match who'd love them for them! Of course, the dating pool nowadays is quite superficial...chances are low she'd find someone, right? Well, that is until she'd encounter my character. A young dweeb who has little to no experience with women. He hasn't held a girls hand before, let alone kiss them. He doesn't know the first thing of how to approach women on the street...but...people get lonely, don't they? People get touch-starved. Everyone deserves love. And love he will find. In you.

Imagine his surprise when he comes face to face with you and realise that the girl he's been talking to is not only someone with quite a name backing her up...but quite a face and body too. Who knows what he'll do! (We both know. He will fucking devour, bend, break and fuck you until the room stinks and the sun comes back up.)

Does this idea sound fun to you? Then lets discuss the details! Kinks, limits, personalities, tone, setting, anything and everything! From the way we initially texted eachother to the angelic moans you'll echo through my ears. Lets leave no stone unturned!

(As for the celebrities, I'm open to anything! A lister, musician, actress, cosplayer, model, influencer, pornstar, you name it! I could suggest a few but I'd love to hear some of your ideas as well! The more the merrier! :)

Lastly, the "Dweeb" aspect of this scene is optional. If you'd like more of a vanilla/romance route, I can play someone that's more handsome!

Of course I'm 18 and expect you to be the same.)