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Every Friday you went around to your friend Richardâs house for a few drinks, maybe watching a movie or two, and just generally relaxing from the week. Richard was about as vanilla as you could imagine. An accountant by day, he was tall and thin and was most likely to be found wearing a suit, even when you were chilling on the couch. He had the occasional girlfriend but nothing serious ever seemed to last.
This Friday was not supposed to be any different to any of the others. You stood there on Richardâs doorstep holding some beers waiting for him to open the door. You were certainly a little surprised when you heard the sound of boots approach the door but you thought Richard might have just gotten some new shoes.
The door opened and you were met by Richard wearing a large red hair wig, thick makeup, earrings, a leopard print blouse over some massive fake breasts, a very short black leather skirt with sheer stockings and knee high leather boots. He looked hot.
You stood there with your mouth open. What the hell was happening?
âHey, come on in, I could use a drink, couldnât you?â Richard said with his usual voice.
You stepped into his house. Everything looked the same. You stepped into his living room. That was the same too. Except for the hardcore gay porn on the tv screen.
âShall I put those in the fridge?â Richard reached out to grab the beer still in your hand.
âTake a seat. You look like you could use a break.â
What the fuck was happening?
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