Look, times are tough. You have to do what’s right for yourself and your family by earning money anyway you can. Social norms and stigmas be damned. You gotta make that cash. However you can.

That is where Rent-A-MILF came into your life. You’re totally not a prostitute, just having your time rented out to wealthy, anonymous clients who expect to be left fully satisfied.

It’s not like you enjoy it. Right? Its certainly not the perfect sexual outlet for a pent up soccer mom like you? Getting to dress up in different sexy outfits, pretending to be someone else for a day, a night, a weekend, or even just a few hours. Using your stacked, thick, yoga toned, instagram thot looking body to it maximum benefit as you’re objectified, groped, and eventually railed (completely consensually and totally not as prt of your job) like you husband never does anymore. Then getting paid obscene amounts of cash.

Sure, sometimes it gets weird. You might have to actually cook or clean a but as a ‘maid’, pretend to be related, or act like a doctor or some other profession to fulfill a fantasy. Sometimes your clients want to pretend to hypnotize you, or have you wear some elaborate cosplay. But it can be pretty hot when you get into it.

So yeah, it’s totally a job and you totally don’t want to be doing it, even if it fulfills your deepest inner desires of being treated like a sex object and being paid ridiculously for it.

So what if your husband doesn’t know you got laid off from your corporate job? Who cares if he ever found out he’d be devastated and humiliated? When he makes this kind of money, he can tell you what to do.

So, as your latest client, I’m curious about your specialties and preferred roles.

Cheers!