See how she got every conservative to hate her with this one simple trick! You've got somewhat short, dyed hair, with pale skin, and a slim-yet-tone figure - along with snake bite piercings, and an oddly long tongue with a bit of metal near the end too... that alone makes you a candidate for any mid-to-late 40s graying blonde to hate your existence, but that's not even mentioning your boyish attitude, similarly boyish clothes, your "a life of pleasure is a life well lived" mentality, or your abnormally large tits (that definitely result in almost every girl you meet unsolicitedly asking if you've considered a reduction, which you haven't).

But in MY eyes? You. Are. Perfect.

I remember meeting you - well, it's complicated. So, I was talking to my mom on the phone, right? She calls every now and then to tell me about her day ever since I got my own apartment. She was telling me about a "hideous" girl that keeps appearing at the park every day and "ruins the scenery".

But then she started describing you. "That horrible hair", "Those disgusting piercings", "And she has these huge-"

I let out a little "mhmm" after every sentence, not giving away that the more she talked about you, the more interested I was becoming. And of course, when she finished, I just had to ask-

"Oh, that sounds terrible - which park is she at? So I know where to avoid?" To my delight, my mother was more than happy to give every detail - the park halfway down main street, usually on East side, sitting on a public bench at these specific hours.

"And she's always got this smug look on her face! If I were her mother, I'd-"

"Okay, thanks mom, I love you, I'll talk to you later!" Looks like I've got an appointment...

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Heyo! Aiming for a first person prompt here, kind of a shameless self insert to meet that super hot alt girl I've dreamed of.

I also have some less realistic things I'm into, if you're interested.

Anyway, send me a PM if this kind of roleplay interests you, and we can sort something out! (And maybe even move to Discord if we click well enough!)

This is my horny side sneaking out, but you know what would destroy me? If she was an absolute, cock addicted slut. Like she's hardly wearing anything and, two seconds after sitting next to her, she's already digging around in my pants.