Your friends were all blown away when you introduced your new girlfriend, but, you didn’t really see why. Sure, she was fine; a pretty face and quick laugh, a witty personality, and of course being a renowned celebrity didn’t hurt. But none of that was why you were dating her. In fact, in your own view of things, you weren’t really dating her at all.

See, your famous girlfriend is also partially famous for something on her body. Christina Hendricks’ tits, Brie Larson’s toned stomach, Bryce Dallas Howard’s fat ass. Hell, maybe even stranger examples like Lizzo’s fat, Bella Thorne’s nipple piercings, Anne Hathaway’s hair.

Whatever it might’ve been, there was one and only one thing about your girlfriend you actually cared still that much about. The rest? Eh, maybe a nice bonus but you could take or leave it honestly. In public you kept up the facade of being like any other couple, but in private, you talked to her like her special attribute was all that mattered. Whether it meant nicknames (in public she’s Billie Eilish, in private she’s Fat Tits), degradation and abuse for the woman herself, fawning adoration over just that one element, or some other method of love, it was all the same to you. Free-use went without saying; you were dating an ass, and asses couldn’t talk, so consent was assumed!

Yes, maybe it was a strange relationship. But you were both happy. Or- well, you were. Your girlfriend probably was, or whatever.

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Mornin! A stranger prompt today but I recently tried it in a one-off and wanna give it a more in-depth exploration. Hopefully that little story makes the gist of this clear, but if not, feel free to ask questions! This is new to me too so we’ll figure it out together.

Kinks include misogyny, verbal (and perhaps physical) abuse, absolute obsession with your chosen body part, ignoring your partner’s wishes, bondage, dom/sub, raceplay, and so on. Basically any form of humiliation or reminding her that she’s just her best attribute. Limits are age, bathroom (piss is okay, nothing harder), and violence (some impact play is okay).

I have some favorite celebs and body parts for this, so I have suggestions if you want, but otherwise lemme know yours! <3