Don't you believe my resume?

Well here's a few things about me. I convinced people to buy a stupid powder for the hands, kind of like the one's you see in the olympics. The only way people saw the infomercial is because I was completely naked covered in powder.

Every step that I took my jiggly ass knocked some powder down.

"I hate it when I'm dry, does this ever happen to you?"

Or should I remember the time I did an infomercial for Dewalt high quality products, where I gave the average working class dad the hard-on of his life. I still remember holding the tools in my hand with oil and sweat on my huge tits explaining to you why you should buy them.

"If you are like me, you'll LOVE sturdy tools. Well what are you waiting for call at 1-800-TotallyNotAFakeNumber- and get your hands on these bad boys today"

The sales for DeWalt skyrocketed to the top and while their new products weren't anything special everyone bought one because of the commercial, and every guy in his basement cut out the parts and uploaded it to reddit.

Well, Fellow Business man. What kind of mundane product do you want me to sell, because I can guarantee you I can sell ALMOST anything. Just give me time and freedom of creativity.

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Hahaha. What it sounds like. Over The top, annoying, comedic but yet hot steamy fun. Whether it's a new watch, a revolutionary way to drink water, New VR that lets you travel to imaginary worlds.

Anything you want I can sell it.

Email me at. TotallyNotAFakeEmailDotCom.

Or just contact me on DM's. Thank you!

Self awareness is hot, the more you have and the curtesy to even make fun of yourself the bigger of your dick and balls for me.