Imagine three guys getting together to watch the superbowl. You’re probably thinking of three guys being engrossed by the match and talking shop while sharing a couple of beers or munching unhealthy snacks.

Now imagine how the situation would change if those three guys had to watch the game with a woman, who has absolutely no idea about football. The guys obviously would not be happy that they constantly have to explain everything or answer dum questions like „Wait, they can kick the ball? Why don‘t they always kick the ball?“ The girl would basically be the fifth wheel - probably without even noticing.

Okay - now that you got the vibe that I’m after, let’s spice things a little up. Hey, this is DPP after all!

Exchange “watching football” with “watching porn”.I want this scenario to be about three guys, who frequently meet up to watch the latest porn while masturbating together. It’s not not that the guys are gay - they’re all straight. Let’s just assume that it’s perfectly normal for men to watch porn and get off together, while having a couple of beers and munching snacks.

Now you probably know what’s coming: Let’s add a woman to this scene. A women who has never watched porn and knows absolutely nothing about it. Your first instinct might be to think: If a woman would join three guys getting off, she’ll be dicked down immediately. But that’s not the case! Just like the newbie joining the superbowl session, a newbie joining the porn session is just a pain in the ass.

This month I’ve invited my friends over to watch the latest porn at my place. The problem is that you just got dumped by your boyfriend and since we’re roommates I didn’t have the heart to tell you no when you asked me if you could stay with us. I’m afraid the guys won’t be too happy about that…

***

I open the door and let Jeff and Max inside.

„Hey guys nice to see you!“, I say as they put the beer in the fridge, „Just a heads up. (YOURNAME) is gonna stay here tonight.“

„Aw man, are you serious?!“, Jeff grumbles, „she‘s gonna ruin the fun! Girls are so loud when they get off. How the hell am I supposed to follow the plot with all the moaning and buzzing of vibrators and stuff?!“

Max agrees. „Yeah, and I bet she doesn’t even know the difference of a facial and a creampie. Also she can‘t take part in the cum-challenge.“

(We came up with a small challenge to make things more fun. Each of us always cums in a glass and whoever has collected the fewest has to host the next meeting.)

„Listen, I‘m sure it won’t be that bad. Actually I think she‘s gonna leave early. I mean which kind of girl wants to get off with three guys watching porn and cumming in glasses“, I try to calm my friends down. Oh boy, was I wrong…

***

So, where do you want to take this? I was thinking that since you just broke up, you‘re just looking to get some dick. It’s gonna be super easy, right?

Wrong! We just want to sit there, watch porn and jerk off. So don‘t block the screen with your boobs, stop trying to help us jerking and stop telling us how wet your pussy is! So be prepared that we will ignore your advances and tell you to knock it off.

Eventually we might hesitantly allow you to help a little, so you just shut up. And maybe we discover that it’s not that bad to have a girl around while jerking off. Maybe.

Kinks: lots of cum, mutual masturbation, dub-con, oral, outercourse, group, public, free-use, teasing, cheating, casual

Limits: underage, violence, dark stuff, bathroom, animals