(Based on a true story!)

Annie gasped, her body convulsing as her fingers grazed her throbbing clit. She bit her lip and continued rubbing, her free hand grasping at her breasts, kneading them together like an overstimulated baker. Staring at the ceiling, she felt the high of orgasm approaching... and stopped.

Panting with arousal and frustration, she got up from the couch and looked around the room. Ever since she'd moved into a place of her own, she'd taken it upon herself to ascertain which items in her possession would make the best sex aides. On her laptop was a spreadsheet ranking them based on strength of stimulation, quality, duration and number of orgasms, and ease of cleaning.

Her gaze slid over her coffee table, bearing the TV remote (of which she'd managed to get half inside her before she came) and an empty wine bottle (last night's experiment). On the windowsill sat a vase (base too large for her at present, though she was planning to work up to it) and a porcelain doll (in spite of her worries about breaking it, its shape drove her wild).

Pacing through to the kitchen, she considered revising the sticky cucumber or half-peeled banana sat on her counter, or perhaps the rolling pin. A friend had once told her to try masturbating with a knife, but she wasn't brave enough.

She pushed her cunt into the corner of the countertop as she thought, idly humping it. Juices dripped down her thighs and pooled beneath her feet, but she refused to let herself cum until she'd found a new toy.

And then she saw it. She strode over to her table, trailing grooly footprints, picked up a chair and turned it upside down. She delicately laid it down on the floor, slid a condom over one leg, then lined herself up and skewered herself with it.

The sensation was unreal. Longer and thinner than a cock, yet still scratching that itch. She bucked and moaned, flaying her clit as if she were playing a guitar solo, and after almost no time at all her orgasm arrived. She squirted hard, spraying the underside of the chair with juices.

(So... if you've seen the video, you know what I'm talking about. Bring your weirdest and wildest insertions and let's see what you've got! Open to any role and scene, or just chat if you want to hear about the (significantly less wild) real stories)