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[M4F] You've accidentally summoned a Satyr with an absurdly large dick
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throwawayforsexppses is a male looking for a female
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I like the idea that you summon a Satyr because you heard that they're fun, playful, Dionysian little creatures and you're looking for something harmless to try out your skills with.

But you didn't take the time to understand the lore. Bad summoner.

Instead what arrives is the most absurdly lewd and overwhelming incarnation of male sexual desire ever created in any planar realm. An 8 foot tall demon crawls out of the ground of your summoning circle, enormous curled goat-horns sprouting from its shaggy-haired head. You glimpse a chisel jaw and an expanse of broad, bare pecs and abs and huge ham-fisted arms. Long hairy goat-like hindlimbs, covered in course, thick fur, terminate in enormous shaggy hooves. The creature gets to its feet, and then you see it.

As the Satyr levers itself upright, the great corpus of its penis comes into view, a pendulum swinging forward like an animal searching for its prey. Human-like, but not quite human, it's four inches wide and arches forward perfectly, the base nearly perpendicular to the Satyr's immense body and the swinging tip pointing downwards, 18 inches from the root. You see a large shining glans, like a grapefruit, with a long strand of pearlescent precum hanging from its urethral opening, its corona exposed with the first 4 inches of the shining penile body before a preputial ring and a collar of thick, light brown foreskin enclose the shaft. Behind this monstrosity, two enormous sacks of pale brown scrotal skin enclose two distended eggs the size of mangos, hanging eight inches down, hairy at the root and bare on the body, swinging and knocking together as if angry, desperate to be emptied.

The sight of this monster's cock breaks your concentration, and the magic circle you had built to enclose it breaks.

The Satyr chuckles, the penis sways and drips. The Satyr informs you that the terms of the contract are made as part of the spell. It will leave when it is satisfied.

Message me if you'd like to continue!

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