If you met me on the street, you'd think I was a completely normal woman. Quiet, pale, bespectacled, and with freckles dusting my cheeks, I'm the very paragon of a nerd.

But that's only one side of me. As you can see by a quick dive into my post history, I'm far from a saint when it comes to sex. I have more kinks than the average unstraightened hair, and zero shame about indulging them.

Recently I've discovered another way to liven up my dull existence: rubbing my pussy against things. It all bega when I was waiting for a partner to reply to me, and I found myself leaning against the corner of my desk. The hard wood edge was cutting into my thighs, and with a slight bend of the knees I was able to grind my clit against the top while my lips were spread. I'm not ashamed to say that I squirted.

Once I'd found that out, I was hooked. I started seeking other things to hump. My desk was slightly too low, so I tried my windowsill, and found it to be exactly the perfect height. A fun bonus was that I could look out over the street below as I fucked it, wondering if anyone else could see me. Sometimes I'll do it fully clothed, cumming in my panties like a whore; sometimes, when I'm feeling adventurous, I'll strip and press my tits against the glass, moaning and gasping and praying someone spots me.

In no particular order, I've also fucked: both arms of my couch, all of my pillows, my own foot, my bedroom door handle, my front door handle, my bedframe, my sink, my showerhead, and I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting. My flat reeks of cum, but nobody has noticed yet - or maybe they think it's just my scented candles.

Today I just want to chat about this. Usually I enjoy roleplaying, and I could definitely be persuaded should the right person come along, but even the thought of rubbing my pussy against something is enough to get me wet at the moment. Bring suggestions for things to try, stories of your own, or just drop by and say hi! I'm waiting~