As a recent grad and an upstanding young man, I’ve been able to fit well into social and professional life. I tutor, I hold positions of power, and I work well with all coworkers. I clearly thing women and men both belong in the workspace and classroom - right?

Sure, on the surface.

But I’m looking for a partner to indulge in the more primal and good ole boy positions I so suffocate beneath the veneer of sociability. I want a young woman who secretly harbors the same feelings deep down - men do belong at the helm, and they don’t.

I want you to be desperate to give in to your most misogynistic instincts. You have to really internalize it. You have to realize that you are a fraud in a man’s world. Specifically, you would be the most beta of a woman. You would know your place is not only below men, but below other women as well. You are ashamed to even occupy the same space as your superiors. You are nothing but your use to other people. In this case, you are nothing but your use to me.

Be desperate. Be inferior. Be yourself. It shouldn’t be so hard for a dumb cunt like you. I expect we begin with a discussion of how you developed these ideas on your own and then transition into discussing how to further internalizing misogynistic principles.

Reach out and let’s discuss these ideas and how you can better mold yourself to them. We can always start soft then intensify, or vice versa.

Secondarily, if this is not enough for you, I have a second conversation suggestion: a more twisted version of misogyny. Here, I want to discuss your body image and vulnerability. I want to humiliate you for your body, whether you are too skinny or too fat or you just can't be happy with either. I'm not your therapist - I'm how you can indulge in your feelings of shame. And we can discuss misogynist ideas of molding you into a proper woman more fit to serve the men in their life. Be clear if you are reaching out for this purpose.