The town of Orchardview is a quintessential small town, and they know it.

Sure, they’re known for falltime with their Apple orchards and pumpkin patches and for winter fun with the small ski resort nearby, but it’s also a quiet, laid back place for an early summer getaway!

So today a celebrity is heading to the quaint small town of Orchardview, looking of course for a relaxing two week getaway, maybe longer, to recharge after a hectic year. She’s planning to just embrace the quiet easygoing pace of the place and revel in the lack of paparazzi, gossip column news (the closest thing is that nosy woman who runs the coffee shop!), and general business of her typical world. She wants some fun of course too, either intending to find some fun during her stay with a local or other vacationing guy, or bringing her fun along in the form of her partner or someone else ;). Maybe even indulging in both types of fun! I see the scene starting off on her first foray into the town itself after settling in at her rental. After all, there isn’t even any coffee in the cupboards, so she’ll have to at least drop into the small market for some groceries, then rather than having to cook for herself the first night in town, she’d be heading into one of the little restaurants for a bite to eat, or at least to one of the bars for a cocktail to get her relaxation kicked off to a nice start. Hopefully one of those places is where she meets someone who catches her eyes, a handsome stranger with a rustic, inviting feel, similar to the small town itself.

The main town has a small inn, a few small shops and a bar, even a couple of restaurants, as well as a brewery on the outskirts. Just outside of town there are a handful of small lakes- some easily accessible from walking trails for a day by the lake, others with more controlled access due to campgrounds and private homes surrounding them.

There’s also a college town a short thirty minute drive south with more amenities, shopping, bars and restaurants if the local fare isn’t appealing enough, and several of the farmhouses and vintage apartments above the old downtown shops are now popular short term and vacation rentals.

Even with all of these attractions, the town still feels small and quaint and quiet , especially when compared to LA or New York, which is why a celebrity is taking a detour into Orchardview this time of year for a little getaway , and having a bit of naughty fun while also decompressing from life, and enjoying the laid back vibes of the town. I’d love to discuss your preference forwhat sort of fun that might end up being, but since this season coincides nicely with the ending of college classes in the neighboring town, she’d definitely be bringing her college aged nephew/brother around for a day or two and then go to visit his place near campus, though, hopefully multiple options for hookups in addition to that relative present themselves.

The celebrity might have a boyfriend or husband along, as mentioned above, but maybe another seasonal visitor bumps into her by chance, maybe one of the other locals in town has a creative idea for meeting a famous visitor?

Maybe a relative of the celebrity actually calls Orchardview home, and she’s planning to at least drop in on- if not stay with- her favorite uncle (or grandfather?) brother, or nephew? Just as another kinky option or twist on the “college town” portion of the idea. ;)

Some celebs seeking a quiet, quaint, but potentially naughty getaway are, Taylor Swift, Ashley Tisdale, Elizabeth Olsen, Scarlett Johansson, Sarah Hyland, Anna Kendrick, Kristen Bell, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, Katherine Heigl, Lacey Chabert, Jessica Alba, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan, Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Audrina Patridge, Kate Beckinsale, Jenna Fischer, Jodie Sweetin, Sydney Sweeney, Millie Bobby Brown, Melissa Joan Hart, Emilia Clarke, Lindsay Lohan, Sofia Vergara, Emma Watson, Eva Longoria, Margot Robbie, Amanda Seyfried. Please send a few names from that list as options for the scene :)

Some kinks: guys playing with my feet, big cocks, lots of cum, mfm threesomes and other group fun, some family, humor, s’mores at the campfire!

Limits: nothing underage, no toilet, not a big fan of bdsm elements.