It's Odd. Not too weird, not obscene, not outlandish... Just... Odd. Perhaps I should explain a bit further:

I love busty women.

Well, that's not the part that's odd, obviously. Everyone has their preferences, and that's mine. But it is a preface of what's to come. Now, when I say: busty, I mean busty but it's probably more accurate to say BUSTY. I'm talkin' prize-winning-watermelon busty. I mean Pumpkin-Queen-busty. I'm talking globes-so-big-that-their-size-and-weight-could-pull-the-moon-out-of-orbit-busty. Again, not so unbelievable, right? Any man could see a pair of massive mammaries and let his mouth masticate while he masturbates. And I think that any reasonable man would love to see those mouth-watering, oversized, attention-sinks in a nice lacy bra, that supports them lovingly, each cup overflowing with breast and tit-flesh that spills around her curvaceous figure, that cut her an hourglass so sharp you'd bleed just from looking. Garters run up her thi cc thighs, snapping into place around her trim waist, her round, phat ass clapping with every step, nearly a match for the mountains that adorn her chest... almost. Panties that are non-existent, merely the implication of cloth holding up around a soft, dripping sex, declaring the most intimate, private moments for all the world to see...

Not for me. I hate lingerie. Not the most unconscionable opinion, if I do say so myself. No, what gets mildly hypocritical, possibly confusing, and downright mundanely odd:

I LOVE BIKINIS

Which is strange, isn't it? I love, LOVE, LOVE bikinis! Hate lingerie but love bikinis. It truly is the 'mildlyinteresting' of sexual fetishes. Something so unbelievably unimpressive you almost think that it had to be fake. But who would fake such an unassuming claim? And for what reason? I couldn't tell you, because to me; this is reality. I love bikinis and hate lingerie. Even though they're basically the same thing.

Standard two-piece. Triangle tops. Thongs, pareos, and sheer string. Nothing presents a body better than the tantalizing image of being almost naked. Some might argue that actually being completely nude is far more attractive, but that would be incorrect! Wildly so! Nothing really beats being so CLOSE, yet so FAR. To strut around in a skimpy outfit, or cuddle up and feel the heat of your skin... Yes, nothing quite tempts the imagination and bedevils the senses quite like a quality bikini... not to mention all the styles and different colors to shake it up whenever possible!

Hi there DPP! Today, as with most days, I have a very particular idea in mind. Now, of course, I recognize that that's not really a great introduction, so maybe knowing a little bit about me might help some.

My name is Grant, and I have been a roleplayer for a couple years now, if experience counts for anything. I am very much in the camp of too much description over not enough, and while I'm not the greatest at grammar, I do appreciate a well-constructed sentence. This interest in description also extends to things like dialogue, world-building and scene-setting. I am definitely no stranger to things like dirty talk, or even the sexy sound effects!

But, I think that's enough about me. I should probably explain why I'm here. Today am looking to explore a combination of fetishes rather than any specific scene or roles. And that is namely: sizeplay and bikinis. The most unstoppable juggernaut of sexiness if I've ever heard of one.

Sizeplay: So, any good prompt will clearly lay out what is expected in the prompt itself. This is really important to a cohesive partnership that both parties understand what the other likes. As for me, I really, really enjoy sizeplay and mild forms of hyperplay. By this, I mean exaggerated sexual assets, mainly breasts, cocks, balls, asses... And while I definitely enjoy things beyond the normal range, I much prefer to PUSH the bounds of reality, rather than BREAK them. So basically becoming immobile is a no-go for me. This is an incredibly important factor when it comes to my roleplays. This is a non-negotiable kink that I would like to include. While I can respect that there are many people who are not into this, I very much am. This is an element of the roleplay that I like to make very clear because I tend to run into people who like to gloss over the sizeplay requirements of my roleplays. This is, with no exceptions, NON-NEGOTIABLE. Larger-than-life sizes is a requirement for this roleplay. While there are limits, as there are to anything, the MINIMUM would be breasts the size of basketballs, at least. Seriously. While immobility is too much, just coming in and saying ‘I have G cups’ is meaningless, as breasts can be so varied and unique that bra sizes just don’t really depict the dimensions, the weight, the look or anything, really. Not to mention the fact that conventional bra sizes just aren’t going to work in a sizeplay-based roleplay, considering how often we’re going above and beyond what is possible in reality. And it is going to be an important element for description and detail as well. How our large, oversized sex organs interact with the world is a fundamental part of how I like to roleplay. So just telling me to imagine the size is not acceptable or specifically ignoring the sizeplay aspect of the prompt will result in a block. Bikinis: So... Slight confession. I hate lingerie. I know, its an awful sin committed by an awful person, but the whole lace, garters, crotchless... Never done it for me. Not to mention that I feel like there's not a lot of variety in underwear like there is with swimsuits. To be honest, this is just one of those weird things that I'm not sure will ever be explained. I just am not a fan.

Description: Am I expecting Melville? Preferably, but I would absolutely settle for Dan Brown. Not to give you guys an impossible standard or anything. All joking aside, I think the most important thing when it comes to description is effort. I don't really mind if it's not as descriptive as it could possibly ever be. I don't even really mind if it's not great, or even but I like to put effort into my descriptions and details and I love it when my partner does too.

Scene and settings: The only stipulation that I have for characters, scenes and setting is that it be between a more MILF-like character and a younger man. Other than that, I'm fairly open to creating and designing a scenario and scene that works for both of us. Now, while I do have a couple sets of roles and scenes laid out according to fetish already, I absolutely don't mind trying other things as well! Totally fantasy and sci-fi friendsly! But, I will say that one of my favorite styles of roleplay is taking mundane situations and seeing how sexy and intense they can get.

Other kinks and limits: As with everyone else, I do have a set of limits. Fairly basic if I do say so myself:

• snuff/gore
• scat
• heavy pain/torture
• non-con (rape, assault)

I also have several other kinks and fetishes that I would like to explore, but these are not as important as the previously mentioned ones:

• Risky Situations
• Cumplay
• Cheating (depending on the scene)
• Romance
• Foreplay
• Public/Exhibitionism

Other than that, I like to think that I'm pretty open-minded! So feel free to run stuff by me! I love exploring new things and I have a ton of kinks and fetishes beyond this as well!

Welp, thanks for reading this far... If you even have. And, I know it seems like a lot... Because it is. And frankly, I don't have a lot of expectation that anyone is even interested in something so specific, but... If anyone thinks that we would be good partners, feel free to send me an orange envelope! I'll be waiting with bated breath!