“Oh come on that Half-Elf behind the bar was definitely giving you ‘Fuck Me’ eyes, how couldn’t you see that? I swear you’re as blind as a bat sometimes” Whispered an alluring voice into a man’s ear as he sat at a small table by himself in the back of a dimly let tavern. Eirini had hoped for a quiet, peaceful evening to rest after a day on the road, but it seemed his otherworldly master had other plans. As per usual.

Brushing a hand through his long raven black locks the young man leaned back into his chair and raised his mug of ale to his lips. “You’re just seeing what you want to see” He grumbled under his breath. She’d hear him all the same, so it didn’t matter how quiet he spoke.

The disembodied voice sighed and the 19 year old felt a phantom hand slide across his back before it came to a rest on his shoulder. “You’re never going to get laid with an attitude like that. I mean look at her! Glowing golden locks, fair skin, soft pink lips, and the tits on that girl! If you weren’t careful you might suffocate in those! After your drink just go over and say hi. Play your cards right and you’ll be balls deep in elf pussy by midnight. Trust me hon”

Hey there! I hope you enjoyed the little scene I painted above!

I’m looking for a fellow nerd and fantasy lover who’d be interested in running a longterm, literate and sex filled D&D rp for my reluctant Warlock.

This will preferably be a good balance of story and smut. Sex scenes are great and all but if that’s all there is it’ll dull after a while you know?

As far as the setting goes we can use an established one like Forgotten Realms or even the world Critical Role is set in, but I’m just as on board for using homebrew!

What kind of adventures will Eirini go on? What kind of people will he meet along the way? And will his patron finally convince him to bang that Half Elf? Let’s find out together!

Kinks: Beastality, Lots of Cum, Milfs, Lesbian, Cum Play, Cum Diet, Cum Through, Cum Inflation, Lactation, Licking, Lots of French Kissing, Deepthroat, Face Fucking, Double Anal, Gangbang, Blowbang, being licked, Non-Con, Musk, Smegma , Sexual Harassment, Sleep Play, Futa

Limits: Snuff, Vore, Scat, Piss, Feet, Torture