Dear attached, formerly-attached, soon-to-be-married, or married biological women of Reddit, do me a favor and picture this scene:

A woman steps onto a stage, smiling, looking nervous as a tall, ripped, oiled-up hunk of a man leers at her and gyrates his hips enticingly, showing off every inch of his glorious torso. As he circles her, he removes his leather vest (which was barely covering anything anyways) and his pants (how he manages to make that look coordinated and graceful while dancing is an art form in itself) so that he is clad in only a loincloth which sways and flaps about enticingly as it comes undone.

As he draws closer and closer to her, his loincloth starts rising, stirred from behind by a protuberance that is shockingly long and heavy. Cheers rise from the all-female audience as the woman blushes, kneels, and parts her bridal veil to service the stripper's veiny and engorged monument as it throbs and twitches almost in time to the music...

As you might have guessed by now, I'm putting out an ad for women who have a high body count, especially those who have cheated (or seen others doing so, or are considering it) to come to me with their stories and confessions. Bonus points for it having happened at a bachelorette party!

Since this Subreddit's rules stipulate that posts like these must offer 'an equal, two-way exchange of writing', I will offer in exchange for your confessions to tell you about my own sexual experiences (caveat emptor: they are fairly vanilla and limited in scope) and fantasies (which are far more extensive and colorful).

In addition to that, if we get along well, and if you're interested in an embellished version of your confession, I would be open to making a joint effort with you on writing an essay/short story about your wildest night (or day).

If this post has caught your interest, don't hesitate to hit me up, no matter how long it has been since the date of its posting. PMs or DMs (otherwise known as chat messages) are equally welcome.

Just please be fine with the fact that you will be turning me on immensely!