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"Wow! It's really coming down out there!"
"Yeah, Dad. It's a blizzard."
My comment comes out more snarky and annoyed than he deserves, but I'm at the end of my rope. This was supposed to be a fun father/daughter ski trip to reconnect after his divorce, but we barely got a few hours on the slopes before a freak snowstorm left us locked in our cabin. Not just for a few hours, but for DAYS.
I am not taking it well. There's no wi-fi, no phone service except an emergency line, and not even any TV. My dad and I chat a bit, played some card games and old board games stashed in the closet, and I even resorted to reading some of the books I found, but other than that I'm not just supremely bored but achingly horny!
Not only am I missing opportunities to hook up with cute guys but I can't even get myself off. The walls here are paper thin and I cum like a banshee. Besides, I left my vibe at home and rubbing one out with fingers alone has gotten harder to do since I started fucking regularly.
What I really need is a hard cock in my mouth while I'm working my clit. That always helps. But unless I'm willing to brave the storm and knock on random cabin doors hunting for dick the only one available to me is the surprisingly meaty hog outlined far too well in my dad's sweatpants. Is he even wearing underwear!?
Yeah, I'm checking out my dad's junk. I'm THAT horny. If I didn't know that he was a sweet, innocent, dope of a dad I'd swear he was showing it off on purpose. In the last day it's always been at least half hard, too, and I can't help but wonder if he hasn't been jerking off either.
Maybe I should call that emergency number and tell them to send a well-hung sherpa to fuck my brains out because what I'm about to do is so wild I must be going certifiably crazy.
"Hey Dad."
"What is it, pumpkin?"
"How big is your dick?"
You: My sweet, pun-loving, good-natured dad. Mom dumped you when I went off to college and you haven't had much luck with the ladies since. You've got a dad bod, thinning hair, and a surprisingly big dick.
Me: Your precious daughter who really loves her dad but also grew up into a big-titted, cum-loving cockslut. You always taught me that sex was natural and nothing to be ashamed of, but I can't help but wonder what you'll think of me when I reveal just how slutty I can get. Well, we're about to find out!
Loves: sucking cock, facefucking, titfucking, internal cum shots, big tits, big dicks, geeks, milfs, futas, aggressively horny dudes, casual sex, public sex, semi-clothed sex, gender play, incest, age gaps, dub-con, non-con, sci-fi and fantasy, office sex, unlikely partners, gangbangs, trains, size differences, aliens and fictional creatures
Dislikes: jerks, being called humiliating names, being talked down to, degradation, violence, slapping, spitting, impregnation, heavy bondage, pain play, abuse, toilet play, unsolicited dick pics
Use me, don't abuse me! I'm fun, friendly, flexible, and genderfluid with feminine inclinations! Need to know more? Feel free to ask!
I prefer to play on discord.
Let's have some naughty fun!
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