Breedr- no limits, no regrets, no condoms

Okay, yeah, obviously, it was dumb for me to sign up for a dating app. It's hardly a dating app, really, it's more just for getting fucked- and, well, specifically for people looking to fuck bare. There was testing and signings you had to get, blah blah blah. All boring stuff that I handled six months ago, when I signed up because it was the only way my buddy would sign up and maybe finally get over his- you know what, this isn't his story. Let me get back on track.

So I signed up for Breedr. And ignored the app on my phone for six months. I'm single, but dating isn't my top priority right now. Especially with the semester going on, lectures to give and papers to grade and students to advise. The app didn't get opened.

Until Friday. Okay, yeah, I had a couple drinks. And I'd been hearing too much about my buddy's dating life. So I figured I'd open the app, swipe on some cute girls, probably get ignored, and fall asleep. Everything seemed to be going as planned.

Until Saturday morning, when I picked up my phone again. And realized one of the girls I'd swiped on was familiar. Like "sitting in the second row during my Tuesday-Thursday afternoon lecture" familiar.

What would you do if you got a notification that your professor had swiped on you in a dating app? Obviously, you're going to reply, otherwise this prompt is gonna be short. Let's talk about who my student is and if we've had much of a relationship before on campus. I'm into BDSM, having you masturbate for me, choking, anal, humiliation, breeding, dirty talk, collars, public play, clothed sex. Not into scat or bestiality.