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May can kiss my ass, It's unexpectable to have a cloudy weather just give me Summer already.
I love Summer just because it means I can go to the nude beaches again, can you blame me with a body like mine, It's my favorite holiday getting hundreds of male stares but knowing they can't do anything about it because they are basically out in the open.
The irony is that believe it or not people do not go to the nude beach to fuck, they are just minding their business under their umbrella and stare at the sea, plus even if you could it doesn't give you much of a leeway to do so.
I didn't mean for this to be a riddle, but everytime a guy comes to fuck he has to think of multiple scenarios and none of them work on a nude beach with people around, could you be the first one to crack the code?
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It was morning and I had a day off from work, I always wanted to go on a nude beach but unfortunately time was never on my side, until today.
I was 10 minutes away from the nearest nude beach, I drove as carefully as I could with my autistic son in the back, I couldn't leave him at home, he's 19 quite old enough and I felt bad to call a supervisor, luckily for him the beach states that for people diagnosed with autism they are allowed to leave their clothes on and get special treatment.
I parked on the closest parking spot that I could find, it was quite busy I might say not completely full, I was somehow able to find an empty spot, I saw a sign just before you set your feet to the warmth sand that said
Welcome. You are respectfully requested to leave your clothes on a bag if you want to, Violation of any rules will be received via a ticket.
I walked to a small booth just so I can remove my clothes, I waited in line before I did so myself. I stepped in surprised to see that they also had a shower that was activated by itself, I started stripping down to actually nothing. I left my clothes on the bag neatly as the sign politely requested to, just as I was about to leave the booth I forgot that I didn't apply my lotion on my body, a recipe for disaster I thought
I opened my bag once again to grab my Spritz lotion that is strongly recommended if you plan to be under the sun for more than 10 minutes, I pointed it close to my body, the lotion from afar looked like semen, or the kind of paintjob that looks like someone smacked you, slowly I gently apply it all over my voluptuous body, I made sure it went everywhere even the slightest gap over my two big tits, I opened my tits wide getting every possible detail
I turned my focus to my jiggly ass, It looked so soft but I rubbed it around with ease, my slightest movement with my hand causes a small jiggle up and down sending tidy waves, or some would say earthquakes.
I leaned down to get to my legs, at this point my breasts were hanging on my knee and made sure my hands got all over my legs.
I slightly gasped as I stood up knowing in fact I was ready, I finally came out of the booth looking all lubed up. I told my son to wait me down on the sand, he's able to properly make the umbrella stand on it's own, though I did see a man walking to him with his towel wrapped around his body, what a kind gentleman I thought.
As I walked down, I saw the same man talking to his phone. He was having a casual conversation with his wife I assumed, my feet now were filled up with sand sticking almost up on my legs, I bent over towards his side, and just as he was talking I suddenly heard him suddenly cutting....He saw my jiggly ass for the first time with my shaved pussy basically greeting him.
I could tell he was classy, he had a note that he wrote things in, but what he wrote would surprise you, you see he planned out every possible situation for him to aggressively and respectfully plow the ever loving hell out of my ass.
Plan A)
Get her son to a beach pub and then make a move. No I don't think so it's not possible he'll be unsupervised.
Plan B)
Get some time with her on a changing room. No, Not possible your legs would be clearly visible there would be hundreds in line waiting for you to fuck, it's a mess.
Plan C)
Get her son home and then come back. No I don't think so once again he'll be unsupervised
Plan D(ick)
Please god, find me a situation on where I can walk away a happy man today.
He even drew the beach, but it was pretty much wide open, you can be spotted no matter what you do, but even if fucking her ass seems out of reach who would say no to a handjob at least in the sea, I don't know.
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Basically I want you to do problem solving on how to fuck this MILF on the nude beach, it seems almost impossible but because I posted this roleplay on a sexual subreddit, something HAS to give.
I appreciate a sense of humor, I'd love if this guy basically planned every possible outcome even though that he has a wife, though something that turns me off is showing depraveness on the outside, for example if it doesn't happen it's alright there's plenty of fish in the water.
My kinks range from rough, to romantic.
My limits while not a plethora of them, I wouldn't want someone to walk to my side and just grope me, it puts me off, and I don't want you to fuck me in front of my son. you know you can wish him a Happy Mother's day in other ways right?
If you aren't sure about how this one would go, or you feel it's one sided please leave a chat
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