Hey all, I'm currently finishing up college and am about to start a job in a law firm setting. I'm used to dressing casual for school or business casual for events and interviews, but I'm not quite sure what's appropriate for everyday wear in a professional business environment.

For example, I know that it's pretty standard to wear a skirt short enough to flash my ass on the escalator. Which totally makes sense - I don't want my coworkers to have to get frustrated when they need to bend me over and hike up my skirt to get at my cunt. What I'm not sure about is what sort of panties I'm supposed to wear with something like that. My instinct is to wear a thong, something tantalizing they can easily push to the side for easy access, but I've also heard that I should be wearing slit panties instead, or vibrating panties so I can stay dripping wet at all times. I've also heard that it's best just not to wear any underwear at all, so I'm sure you understand my confusion here!

I'm similarly confused about cleavage. Common wisdom says that I should show as much of my tits as I can, but I don't have a lot going on the chest area. Is it okay if I just wear a sheer blouse that shows it all to compensate? Or do I still need to stick to the conventional deep V that ends at the navel?

I still have no idea what to do with my hair. I know some guys are really into the chopstick bun look, but the high ponytail makes it so much easier for them to fuck my face. So what do I value more here, the racial stereotyping or practicality?

And don't even get me started on jewelry. I'm at my wit's end trying to figure out barbells versus studs for my nipples, and whether gemmed plugs are better or worse than tails. So can someone help a girl out? What's a professional work outfit look like these days?