“Give me a double scoop of the Fancy Facial in a waffle cone, please!” The scooper took the order and in a few seconds served it up.

FetiScoops opens only during the summer and Valentines’ Day, selling homemade ice cream with special properties. The scoops of ice cream help the consumer leave vanilla behind and try new things. It’s never recommended to take a date here on the first date but it is good for a third date or even getting a half gallon hand-packed to go to enjoy with a partner or friend.

The most popular favors they scoop up include Anal Waves Goodbye (making anal enjoyable), Cupsize Doubler (double your cupsize for the day), and Girth Road (make your cock more girthy) but that’s just 3 of the 69 favors they have. Some favors have more rare ingredients, B(r)e(a)st Milk of the Day, Yesterdays Creampies, and Spits Sprinkles are exactly what you think they’d be.

The two bathrooms have a sign on the door and even on the mirrors, “NO FUCKING ALLOWED! Masturbation must be quick!” Now not everyone actually listed to the signs but the store had to do something to get people to stop fucking non-stop in the bathrooms. The hotel next door started offered an hourly rate last summer, and will probably do it again this summer. There used to be signs in the park lot saying “no car sex” but that was too hard to enforce so they’re gone. Employees are reminded that they are NOT allowed to eat while on the clock but a double scoop is allowed after clocking out. The mattress next to the deep freezer is for staff members only.

————————— Near limitless (sounding, blood, and permanent pain). I’m looking for a fun partner to explore kinks, make ice cream, and laugh along the way. Any roles would work and I’m happy to GM. Central timezone. PM or Chat, open until deleted.