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[M4F] - Thanks to Reddit, the short girl I picked up last night ain’t so short anymore
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ej165941 is a male looking for a female
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Nobody would believe me if I told them but it's true. I found her hanging out at the hotel bar last night just typing away at her phone. She seemed really focused on it but then suddenly tossed it aside with a look of disappointment. Seeing this as an opportunity, I made my way up and we started chatting about what brought us to a hotel in the middle of February anyway. She was smart and bubbly. Told me about her work and the conference she got sent off to. Most importantly, she was hot...like, that but could also be described as bubbly in that dress. Still, we seemed to hit it off and stayed at the bar for a few drinks. I was surprised though when she got up from the stool. She had to be a good foot shorter than me but, hey, I wasn't going to complain. We made it back to my room for a night cap and it was there where the fun really began. She pulled me down to her and we were both quickly naked and tearing the room apart. I hadn't fucked that well in months and god it was glorious.

But that's not the end of the story. No no….not by a fucking mile.

I woke up the next day still a little buzzed. I grabbed my glasses and looked up. The spot next to me was empty but I could see the flickering of light from a phone over at the desk. She was there and had snagged my hoodie to warm herself up. As I shuffled out of bed, I threw on the boxers I had cast aside and she stood up in a bit of surprise. It was here that I noticed something was different. I figured she'd be swimming in my hoodie but it seemed like her bust and hips were straining a little against it. It also seemed like it was shorter on her than I was expecting.

"Are you okay?" I groggily asked as I walked closer to her. Noting the use of phone in the middle of the night and the bit of panic at seeing me, I was afraid I had picked up someone who was married or just in a relationship but something else was sticking out in my head.

"Oh, hey, yeah!" she quickly muttered out as she tossed her phone on the table. It didn't lock right away and I could recognize the reddit mobile UI. She came over to me and wrapped her arms around my frame. Still, here, this felt off. I swore she had to be on her tip toes just last night to reach my chest but now she has no issues reaching my chin.

"Something seems wrong" I say as I back away and head towards the coffee maker. "You don't seem like you..."

“What? Me?” An anxious smile broke out but I could only keep an inquisitive look.

"Alright," she sighed. "you caught me. I posted something on reddit last night. On a subreddit called DirtyPenPals."

"Okay and...?"

"Well," she continued. "There's a weird thing about me. I...uh...grow..uh..taller whenever someone sends me a PM. It stems from a curse I got during an AMA and it's kept with me since. I rarely get them so it never really mattered but I was horny last night and the bar was boring until you showed up."

"So it happens when you're horny?"

"No, not that." she continued. "I woke up to go pee and noticed some changes.... I checked my phone and, apparently, my post blew up..."

As she said that, I noticed a something occur. The words of my hoodie seemed to stretch apart more and her ass was starting to peek out from the bottom of my sweatshirt.

"See? that's about two that just hit my inbox..."

So, here I am stuck in a hotel room. The woman I picked up with last night is quickly growing all because of horny people on Reddit. Luckily for me, I also like tall women...

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