I looked at the sexy Pterodactyl, their crested eyes big and coloured as we soared through the air with the greatest of ease together. The sexy Pterodactyl looked back at me, and in my heart I knew that we were going to do the business. Into my eyes they stared, until suddenly I said "LOOK WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING" but it was too late. We smashed right into a tree at high speed like George of the jungle, except if George were a large flightful bird and the jungle was jungular because at least that element hadn't changed

We were a pile of bones together on the ground, tangled up in the luscious Tithonian limestone, and suddenly their arms were wrapped around me. Desperate for each other, until suddenly we were interrupted by a deep, bark-like voice

"I. AM. GOING. TO. NEED. YOUR. INSURANCE." said the tree, in a rather wooden manner. Pterodactyl esq. took a moment to pat around their pockets, before realising as we both knew that they were probably flying unlicensed. This was bad. Really bad. There was only one way out of this, and with a sideways glance at Terry (of the manor), gave me a subtle nod. I was going to get us out of this, even though PTerry (viscount) had gotten us into this

"Oh mr tree" I groaned, isn't there some way we could work this out together? I started running my hands all over the tree, looking for all the knobbly bits until I found his wooden tree knob. I had and still have always wondered if Ents fuck and what the mechanism behind it was, and now was my chance at least partially explore some hidden desires that we aren't going to talk about further

"OK." said the tree leafily. "BY. THE. WAY. MY. NAME. IS. TREE.". This was good, me and mr tree were getting on great with our business, and Terry (earl) was clearly getting into it as well, awkwardly fumbling his dinoriffic cock with his trademarked wing fingers. My hand rubbed the tree cock, Terry (duke) rubbed his own dino jam, we were all having a lovely time

Twas not to be. Unfortunately this part of dinoville had recently undergone a heavy modernisation scheme in an attempt to attract more tourism, and dino cctv was all the rage. Out of the corner of my eye, flashing blue lights appeared, and there was the wail of a police siren

A large Dreadnoughtus called Dee got out of the small police van, penis erect and clapped together in the grasp of one massive foot, and with a deep sigh at the current state of affairs of my life merely said one thing:

"That's quite enough of that, I'm shutting down your story, everyone go home". And then we all fucked and it turns out Ents do cum

Kinks: Dinosaurs

Limits: Not dinosaurs