“Hello and thank you for calling 1-800-Buy-A-Slut, your one stop shop for all your slut needs. To start off today, I need to know if you are looking for a short term rental, a long term rental or to out right purchase your slut.”

“Purchase” I tell the person, a semi devious smile appearing on my face at the thought.

“Excellent choice sir.” They say as I hear few mouse clicks going into their ordering system. “Next let’s talk about looks. We have a wide variety of sluts to choose from, though we also offer a surprise me package, where you can land any color or shape of slut available.”

“Surprise me” I say simply.

“Excellent choice sir. Next we need to discuss the sluts attitude. Are they willing, indifferent or outright fearful of you?”

“I’d prefer a willing, even excited slut, if such a thing is possible?” I ask politely.

“Of course sir, we have a wide variety of sluts available, including ones which are quite excited to serve as your live in cum dump.” I hear them clicking a few more times on their order system.

“Next, can you tell me a bit about what you’re into, so we can find the best slut for you?”

“Oh of course. I’d love a slut who’s eager to let me use all her holes, ass, pussy and mouth. Who loves feeling cum in and on her, who can talk dirty in the bedroom, doesn’t mind some risky/public encounters, has a high sex drive, doesn’t mind some roughness and if at all possible can be a little switchy.”

“Of course sir, we can’t guarantee all of that and she may have a few other interests of her own, that she will be more than willing to share with you. Is that alright?” The representative asks.

“Of course” I chime back.

“And do you have any limits worth mentioning sir. Just so she can be aware to avoid them. Though again, she may have limits of her own, that you can choose to heed or not, based on the dynamic you desire.”

I think for a moment. “No, toilet play, animals, gore, feet, or non con.”

“Very good sir. I think that is about all the basic information we need from you. Though we’ll of course need to discuss payment. We accept credit cards, checks, on site cash payments and even offer a compelling layaway plan.”

“Credit card is fine” I say before we begin discussing all of my credit details. Moving surprisingly quickly through the whole process.

“Thank you for placing an order from 1-800-Buy-A-Slut sir. We hope your experience today has been pleasurable and we hope your experience with your new slut is even more so. Your slut should be delivered to your door in the next 3-5 business days.”

(Howdy all!

I think it’s pretty clear what I’m going for here! So if you are interested in playing a purchased slut, shoot me a message! Let me know your kinks and limits, how my new slut looks and feel free to pick up with you arriving at my door if you are feeling up to it!

I am open to playing this in 1st or 3rd person.

We can play here or on another platform like discord.

And I am open to this as a shorter or longer term idea.

Hope to hear from some of you soon!)