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"Oh my god, he wouldn't stop trying to put his hand between my legs! It was so gross. I just don't understand why guys have to think of nothing else but pussy. It's so annoying." She rolled her eyes as she lay on her couch, watching a movie in her snuggie, eating ice cream and reliving her disastrous date. There was a pause as she listened to the other end, the only sound filling the space being the sound of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and a low-grade hum.

"No, Becky, you don't get it. He wanted to talk about my family and if I wanted my own family! Do I look like the kind of girl who wants kids right now? I could begin to tell you how much I don't want anything to do with that life. I've got too much living left to do before I'm tied down to a man like that."

Another pause as she ate and listened, the hum ever present. She smiled as she shifted on the couch, biting her lip to keep from making any noise over the receiver. She nodded as if Becky were in the room as she settled herself in, her breathing a little more labored.

"Well, yeah, if the right guy came along, sure. I'd be willing to settle down, get married, and maybe have a couple kids. But I'd like to enjoy myself a bit first. You know, get plowed in every room, on every surface, get showered in jizz, lick balls, make a couple sex tapes, maybe get passed around... Hey! You can still be a loving couple and get manhandled by his friends while your best friend blows him... oh like you wouldn't!"

The woman giggled and moved suddenly, causing a slight moan to leave her lips before she clapped her hand over her mouth. She paused a moment before responding to the sounds on the phone.

"Sorry, I'm a little sore from work, I guess, and I moved wrong... listen, I've gotta go. I'll see you on Saturday." She gave a few more little goodbyes and assurances before hanging up.

She fidgetted in her seat a bit before pulling off the snuggie and revealing her naked body, spreading her legs and revealing her pink, soaked and bare pussy. But her hands didn't reach for that. No, they went lower, and lower, until she found the silicone tether to the toy buried in her asshole. She moaned and groaned as she tugged at it, feeling the resistance of the flared end as it stretched her anus. More and more she pulled at it, and wider and wider it got. If anyone was watching, they'd have been quite amazed at how huge it was. Honestly, it was probably the width of a soda can.

As she pulled it loose, the vibrating sound got louder and louder. She began to tease her own ass, sliding it in and out, but never fully out. Just stretching at her hole and causing her toes to curl as she was wracked with pleasure. Her mewling cries filled the air as she tormented herself toward a body shaking orgasm, her pussy glistening and soaked as she shuddered in the afterglow.

She lay there for a time before reaching for her phone, pushing the toy back inside her but still vibrating all the same as she checked her messages. She smiled at the various guys trying to flirt with her and cruised through her tinder, swiping only on the guys who emphasized their interest in "backdoor fun".

She was a woman who knew what she wanted. And what she wanted, was to get her ass pounded like it was going out of style.

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Hello everyone! I've got a hunger for anal only and I am looking for you, yes you to fill that hole need of mine.

I am open to both men and women for this. I will start with women (as men it's fairly obvious what I'd want) and let you know what sort of scenarios I am open to.

For you ladies, I am open to you playing a futa as well as a normal woman, but futas get priority. If you are a normal woman, I am regrettably more interested in real cocks than strap on but if you can give me a convincing argument, I could be your anal only lesbian plaything. For regular women, my interest would definitely be piqued by cuckqueens. Maybe you don't like anal and he loves it. So you ask me to take your place when he wants to tap the booty, but he ends up preferring my ass to your cunt and I make sure you know it.

(The next part is definitely directed at men, but ladies if you see something you like, don't hesitate to reach out. These ideas aren't exactly gender exclusive. The above ones just fit better for the ladies)

For the men in the room, I have several specific ideas. None of these are mandatory, more a list of things to inspire you and give you an idea of what I'm about.

• A tinder hookup that becomes serious when you learn about my particular wants.

• We meet at a sex club

• I'm your neighbor who you can't help but stare at. We could do this as I seduce you, or you seduce me. For this scenario, I would prefer if we had a wide age gap with the younger person being between 18-21. If I am the older person, I would be a hot MILF, but if you are older, you could be either a silver fox or just a DILF. I am also open to being dom or sub, but if I am younger I prefer to be sub, albeit perhaps a bratty one.

• I'm your daughters bestfriend and I convince you that it's perfectly fine to let me ride your fat cock with my tight asshole.

-I am your daughter/step daughter/niece and we can't resist fucking like rabbits. It doesn't count as incest when it's anal, right?

• You learn your secretary is quite a depraved slut and turn her into your sex slave playboy. Who doesn't like a hot secretary bending over your desk at your beck and call?

• I'm your girlfriends sister, and when I hear she won't let you in her backdoor, I immediately offer you mine.

• We've been best friends for years, and we have an understanding. If you want relief, my ass is always there for you. I mean, what are best friends for?!

• Bring your own idea to the table! I'm open to ideas.

My major limits are scat, diapers, any kind of extreme violence (blood, broken bones, ect), foot play, and homophobia. I do not mind messing around with orientation, but don't hate on lesbians or other gay people. That's just a massive turnoff.

My kinks are so many it's probably better to bring your own ideas to the table, and we can see if it fits with my desires. I'm open to pretty much most things except for my mentioned limits, but I reserve the right to veto anything I'm not open to.

I only use chat when talking out of character. I do not use chat for rp itself and only want to rp in PMs. If chat isn't your thing, I'd like to have two PM threads if I can. One for just talking, the other for the rp. This isn't a requirement, but I like keeping thing separated to keep it neat and easy to navigate. I also use a Reddit app on my phone, and if we send messages with questions in the middle of rp, I can't see the current rp response when I go to write it, so it's easier to keep it all separated.

Hope to hear from you all soon