Ahoy hoy!

Well, as someone once said: "tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time." In other words, another day has passed, and you know what that means: it's time to Get Horny!

Today I'd like to tell some more stories of my own. Spoiler alert, this post will end with an invitation to chat, but I really don't care if you end up telling the truth or just exercising your own creative writing skills. I'll tell you right off the bat that not everything in this post is true. That said, I welcome you to get as wild and fun as you want in the replies... just please, for the love of God, give me something more to work with than "hey sounds hot".

The theme last time was on rubbing my cunt on things in my flat. Today, like any good sequel, I want to broaden the net, and drag in some stories of things I've done in public. Yep, ya girl's got tales to tell, so sit back and pretend I'm gently stroking you off/lightly rubbing your clit as I whisper dirty honeyed words into your ear.

I've been an exhibitionist pretty much since I started having impure thoughts. There's a thrill about doing something where you know you might get caught. That said, I'm a coward at heart, so I've had to find ways to get creative.

Cars are always a great place to start. I can't drive, but my friends can, and more than once I've stayed behind to "guard the car" whilst they fuck off to go shopping. It never stops being fun to slip a hand between my legs in the front seat and try to cum stealthily. Bonus points if there are people in the car next to you; that's the extra sauce that makes it even more fun.

Before I moved, I used to live near a forest, and sometimes I'd go for a jog. After working up a sweat, I'd pull down my shorts & panties and piss standing up like a man. This never failed to turn me on, and often piss wouldn't be the only fluid I'd leave on the fallen pine needles, if you catch my drift.

Nowadays it's hard to find public arenas to get off in, since I live in a pretty big city. My go-to, if I don't feel like grinding against the windowsill, is making myself cum in a public bathroom. There's one in particular where I must have gotten off a half dozen times; sometimes in the toilet, sometimes just on the floor. If there's nobody around I might even try to squirt over the stall divider, but I've never managed it, and usually it just ends up on my face, which, there are worse fates.

After my last post, people kept telling me to try washing machines. I can't really do this, since my own laundry is communal and has security cameras (fuck knows why), but if I can find a way to do it subtly, or to distract the security people, I'll definitely give it a try.

Quick-fire hits: when I was visiting unis on my gap year I made it a goal to cum in as many of them as possible. I managed eight. I've cum in the ocean, on the beach, by the side of the road, and in a Five Guys. A friend of mine fingered me in the bathroom of the Louvre.

If you have stories of your own you feel like passing on, or if you're interested in hearing more details of any of the above, please drop by! Strong priority given to people who write in full sentences with punctuation, grammar, etc. You don't need to write an essay each message, but length isn't unappreciated. As with many things, it's less about length and more about what you do with it.

Oh, and if you want a guaranteed response, make your message title (or put in your first chat message) the name of the zombie. You'll know which one I mean, if you want to make a Risky move.