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[F4M] A Phat Assed MILF caused an accident on a Texan Road
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MomYoudLikeToF is a female looking for a male
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Breaking news, we are saddened to report that the two passengers involved in a horrific accident are dead for those who just joined us there was a car accident that occurred today on Von Ormy Texas, just 20 minutes away from San Antonio, Scott you are in the scene please remind us and the audience of what exactly happened.

Well, what can I say. It's pretty clear, the accident was because of human error but not what you might think, it wasn't any of the drivers they certainly weren't drunk, it wasn't because of the train it was because of this w....Lady right here, I wish I was kidding the road is perfectly safe to drive, It's just.....

The camera pans on her thick curvy ass, It's impeccable it sways and bounces like crazy.

"Yeah....Mhm, we can tell" The news reporter says as the camera is being focused on her bottom side and not her back tattoo or her new tank-top that she bought this morning a few hours before the crash

Look, I mean what is there else to say, there are many people possibly ogling at the TV right now most of those married but, Look I know I can't curse too much, the reality is that we can't get her off this road and we are afraid that when people look at this sightseeing there will be more causalities, so take it as a warning and an invitation to law enforcement out there, please take this lady off the road maybe throw a blanket on her, I don't know.

"What does she want?"

"We don't know she's just complaining about a bunch of things, Hello can we get this whore off this road please"

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Sometimes my mind is imaginative, basically I need a police officer or the news anchor to get me away from the scene.

It's in part comedic and serious, I truly understand if you don't want to play this out but I had fun writing it, as much as I did with my Mortal Kumbat prompt.

Please do chat with me first in order to go over this prompt.

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