We sat on the couch together, mindlessly watching whatever was on TV. Just as one of those annoying info-mercials came up on screen. I was just about to start tuning it out, but the first line captured my attention almost immediately.

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"Are you tired of boring old cum flavored cum?" The man on screen asked. A statement which nearly had me choking on my most recent breath of air.

Even still, it had my attention and I watched curiously.

"Do you want to add a new flash of flavor to your life in the bedroom without breaking out whips or obscene amounts of latex. Well then you should try Candied Cum (patent pending) today. Take one tablet by mouth, twenty minutes before orgasm and for the next four to six hours, you will be cumming sweet, salty or savory treats!"

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There's a flash on screen as a variety of flavors are shown on screen.

"We've got mint, strawberry, blueberry, chocolate, spicy jalapeno, nacho cheese and over 100 more flavors for you to try. So place a call today and order your favorite. Or place an order for our mystery variety pack and have a surprise in your mouth today!

The final screen of the info-mercial pops onto the screen, displaying a toll free number to call and order 1-800-Candied-Cum as well as list of warnings and side effects.

"CandiedCum LLC cannot be held liable for any and all potential side effects of Candied Cum (patent pending) as the product has not been approved for consumption by the FDA. Potential side effects include, but are not limited to cum addiction, orgasm addiction, increased libido, missing work due to an overwhelming desire to fuck and spontaneous orgasms."

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I look over at you, a devious look forming on my face as I reach over to place a hand on your thigh... "So should we give them a call? Seems like fun."

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(Howdy all!

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So this is a pretty bare bones idea with a lot of room to grow and leaving you a lot of room to add your own creative input. That input starts with who exactly you are. And that is a must, I really hate telling my partners who they are going to play, I want to leave you room for the creative juices to flow (before the other juices start flowing.;)

So who are you, wife, girlfriend, roommate, a friend, friend with benefits, my sister, my mother, the sky is pretty much the limit there. The only thing I will say there is I am not huge on age gaps (Outside like a mother/son dynamic) so if that's a must for you, I might have to pass.

The other bit of room for creativity, is where exactly you might like to see this going. We can of course discuss this in more depth, but is it kinda just a one off idea? Are the side-effects very real and you find yourself cum addicted? Do you have your ideas?

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Kinks include, but not limited to:

Cumplay, facials, creampies, dirty talk, public/risky sex, clothed sex, neediness/desperation, addiction, sex-a-thons, hair pulling, spanking, roughness, switch partners, incest and loads more.

Limits:

Gore, feet, toilet play, animals, non con and significant age gaps with the exception that I mentioned above.

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I hope to hear from some of you soon, I feel like this can certainly be a load (or ideally multiple loads ;) of fun!)