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[M4F] window cleaner on his rounds.
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taletelleruk is a male looking for a female
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This scenario descends from a joke conversation with another reditor when discussing scenarios.

But the more I’ve thought about it the more interesting it gets and the more fun I think it could be.

It can go a few ways: I’m your regular window cleaner and I call and see you doing something through a window. This could go on to inviting me or just putting on a show whilst I have to control myself outside and possibly on a ladder.

I call looking for additional business and you invite me in.

I’m doing your windows but you ask me in to help with something.

As your window cleaner I see you with your partner of having an affair which leads to blackmail.

I know it’s quite corny and even got vibes of 70’s / 80’s confessions of a window cleaner but it might be fun.

I’m John the window cleaner. 48, 6 foot muscular but with athletic build and fit. Greying curly hair and a cheerful personality. I’m a former soldier who now has a happy go lucky attitude to life and is open to try anything within my limits.

Limits are no underage , scat, pain. Prefer people that can string a decent conversation together , not one liners. I also prefer people over 30 but that’s not a deal breaker if you write well. I prefer uk based just because of the time differences but again that’s not a desk breaker.

Let’s see where this takes us and have a little fun together.

If you have alternative prompts please drop me pm and let’s discuss and start.

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