“She couldn’t have actually meant anything, right?”

I mumbled to myself, pacing back and forth in my apartment, hers a mere step across the hall

“I mean dinner, sure, but the staying the night part that was just like, neighborly flirting, yeah?”

God, the sheer amount of nervous energy in my body after just a few ‘joking’ words from her. I couldn’t get it out, all I could do was pace faster and faintly try to reason with myself that she didn’t mean a proper date.

“She’s single, but that doesn’t necessarily mean anything, she could easily just be lacking friendship, living alone gets rough, right? Especially for an older woman”

God! There has to be some way I can figure out what the hell we’re doing without killing the mood! If there’s even a mood to be killed

…wait

bzz bzz

Message: Hey neighbor, is there a dress code for this occasion? ;)

“Yeah, simple, effective, casualllll”

I thought for a moment, before swiftly going wide eyed and realizing how quickly that question could devolve into something, how you might say… semi-unrelated

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Hey there! I’m matches, a 23 year old guy with a thing for older women!

But tonight I’m looking for a specific kind of older woman, an under-appreciated one

Now we all know what people think of when they think of the older woman next door, hourglass figure, long hair, sultry and seductive~

And that’s great! But variety is the spice of life and frankly, all those other lovely women don’t get near enough attention, do they?

What about the tiny milfs you can throw right onto your shoulder? The short haired cougars begging for that hair to still be pulled? The anxious older woman that hasn’t quite found her stride and wants your help to do it?

I have a similar prompt about unusual goth girls, and that usually goes off well, so I figured I’d try it with this particular flare

So, come get me I suppose?

Kinks: Big asses, handjobs, thighjobs, lots of lube, biting, light scratching, facesitting, and lots more! Just ask!

Limits: Scat, blood, watersports, extreme violence, incest, etc