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It's state-of-the-art, really. I might not have an engineering degree, but this kind of machine is best developed by an art hoe anyway. It's not like we got anything better to do with our degrees. Qualified to be an Uber driver with fascinating talking points, but that does not pay the bills for long. This machine, however, can do just that. No talking, just sucking. Ballbuster 9000, immersive 4D experience, self-cleaning. All that jazz.
The kicker? You don't even have to pay me, because the concept of capitalism is lost on my commie ass. This machine runs on Starbucks, and I am not talking about some crypto coin. So get your STEM or Econ dick over here, ask me about my favorite arthouse film, and then make sure that I won't have the room to gush about it. Let me tonguefuck your sack like I am cleaning bowling balls, all while I waterboard your tip with my saliva.
This machine works 24/7, no profanity filter, and is highly resistant to blunt impacts and drilling.
So, what's this? It's a prompt - silly. Reach out, talk to me about kinks, and where you see this story going. What the story is - well, what's above is the elevator pitch of an art hoe to someone working on a proper degree. Match made in heaven, no?
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