Of course, your boyfriend couldn’t have thought of anything more original than taking you to a Michelin-starred restaurant to propose on Valentine’s Day. That annoying mummy’s boy wrote us at least 10 e-mails, asking me to play along with his script and begging for a chance to film the whole thing.

Just the thought of me and my team going on that clown’s Instagram story made me sick. Obviously, my answer was no. Determined to teach this show-off a lesson, I said we’d come up with our own scenario for the proposal. This moron was ecstatic.

I am curious, what do you see in him? The money or the power of his family? Given your looks, I think you could expect a better deal. Ah, who cares?

I have to hand it to you—your entrance into the restaurant was quite discreet and stylish. The details of your evening dresses were absolutely flawless. It was hard for me to take my eyes off of you, you were just so dazzling. For a while, I stared at you through the security camera, sinking deeper and deeper into depraved fantasies. Unbridled lust mingled with a sweet sense of revenge.

Showtime! The kitchen was humming with work. Having finished serving light hors d’oeuvres, I asked Mila quietly to invite you into the kitchen. It’s an honor to work with professionals of this caliber. She is able to handle any issue with playfulness and equanimity. I swear I’ll close the restaurant the same day she quits.

With an easy and confident gait, Mila went to your table, while I stood in the far corner of the kitchen, frozen in anticipation.

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Hi DPP! If you have read this far, you probably have an idea of where this simple story is headed. Let’s play this rough and sloppy quickie with the chef while your boyfriend is waiting for his finest hour alone.

Jump in with your character description and a bit of backstory. Feel free to start from the moment you entered the kitchen. I am always ready to discuss and incorporate your ideas and kinks.

I’ll be playing myself. Paul, 36. Dark hair, blue eyes and a soft low voice. 5'11", 162 pounds, lean with muscles, broad shoulders and a rather slim waist.

I am open to a lot of different kinks. To list a few: teasing, flirting, lingerie, high heels, rough sex, public sex, clothed sex, sloppy oral, balls worship, power dynamic, anal, creampie, orgasm control.

My hard limits are fluids, feet, gore, toilet play, taboo scenarios, surrealism, and pain.

Open to both chat and PMs, but prefer orange envelopes. I am looking for a long-term partner, because I can’t always correspond in a back-and-forth mode.

Other prompts from the past are open. Hope to hear from some of you soon!