Who has the most followers on Instagram and OnlyFans right now? Men! Who is lazy about picking and choosing from the countless matches on Tinder? Men! This is the new order of things. Accept this.

Women spend hours on Instagram in a state of restless excitement, dreaming of spending at least one night with such a man. Now women are desperate for any opportunity to go on a date with their new Tinder match.

What about us? Being late for a date? We can afford it. Going to the bathroom when the waiter brings the bill? Let her pay for the dinner. Announce the search for a model for a sloppy OF video? In a few minutes, your inbox will be flooded with offers. Sexual harassment on the subway or at work? You got that right. Now men are the sufferers.

Hell! We’re the ones who get 20 one-liners on DPP the second we post something. How the tables have turned, huh?

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Hey DPP! The gist is pretty simple, right? I’m looking for a long-term partner to explore the world where men are objectified, worshipped, praised, harassed. It can go any number of ways, but please let’s avoid the dark ones.

Before we dive in, I’m open to discussing details, characters, and concepts.

To list a few kinks: teasing, flirting, rough sex, intimate sex, public sex, clothed sex, sloppy oral, balls worship, power dynamic, anal, creampie, orgasm control, lingerie, high heels. I’m glad to discuss and incorporate your ideas.

My hard limits are fluids, feet, gore, toilet play, taboo scenarios, surrealism, and pain.

Open to both chat and PMs, but prefer orange envelopes. Other prompts from the past are open. I hope to hear from some of you soon.

P.