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I was not always the nicest person, but you wouldnât be either if you had to deal with what I had to. I mean people always make life difficult for me, guys never stopped hitting on me, they never left me alone anywhere I went, and donât even get me started on the women. They were such jealous bitches to me, calling me a slut and whore just because sometimes Iâd use my looks to get what I want, But everyone does that and Iâm just using my advantages!
Well everything changed one day for me, it started out normal, I got to go to the gym, got to go to a coffee shop with a girlfriend of mine, and later at night went to a club. I was dressed up looking great so when I got to the club and some middle aged hag called me a âTwo dollar whoreâ for absolutely so reason whatsoever I was reasonably pissed off, I yelled at her and threw my drink at her smiling as I walked away and telling her âYouâre way past your prime sweetheart, why donât you just go home and lay up in your casket, it wonât be long until your there anyways you bag of bones.â
I went about my night like I did any other, I danced, I flirted to get free drinks and I thought everything was fine but it wasnât and that was made clear when I blacked out. The first thing I remember after waking up is how soft the bed was that I was in, this was not my bed at all. I moved around a bit trying to see if I went home with a guy or girl last night but I couldnât find anyone. I slowly got out of bed, I was a lot more achy than usual. When I put my feet on the floor and stood up straight I was greeted with a few cracks that I never had to do before. I walked over to what I thought was the bathroom to wash my face off, not turning on the light though so all I had was the bit of sunlight creeping in. I turned on the water and looked in the mirror expecting to se myself, who wouldnât expect that. But to my surprise I didnât, well it was me just not exactly. âWHAT THE FUCK!â I screamed. Looking back was the reflection of a middle aged housewife.
Hi so in this prompt I was thinking that maybe I piss off the forces of karma, or maybe the woman who I yelled at in the bar was a witch or something, and Iâm turned into a middle aged housewife. Whether Iâm married or not, or even have kids is up to you, regardless I want to be turned from a hot and bitchy 21 year old into a sexy but older woman.
The age doesnât matter much to me, she could be younger if you think maybe a pregnancy should happen, or she could be like 45 if you just want to have fun with an older woman. I was thinking that everything else would be the same around her but itâs like her timeline was just shifted so she was born years earlier.
You could be her husband or wife, a friend that turns to more, really anything would be fine with me. As for kinks Iâm pretty open, I just donât like bathroom stuff, underage, incest, animals, heavy pain and the other usual extreme stuff.
Well I hope we can have fun with this idea because I think it could be good and I look forward to what we can come up with. I do hope that you could give detailed responses though.
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